On Friday, Megan Fox dressed all sexy for a meeting at Casa Del Mar, a hotel on the beach in Santa Monica. At the time I mentioned that I used to tend bar there. Now we take another trip down memory lane, because Britney spent much of this weekend with her kids poolside at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del-Rey. Another hotel where I used to work. And this isn’t really relevant but one time during a shift I jacked off in one of the rooms there. I don’t remember which one. The hotel runs perpendicular to the marina, basically, but every floor has four rooms at the end facing the water. It was one of those. All the way to the left. But if you’re a guest there I wouldn’t freak out about it because later I found out someone once got in the tub and put a bullet through the back of his head in that very same room, so if you’re more worried about my erotic adventures than his vengeful ghost you have some pretty fucked up priorities.
This was a pretty sexy post wasn’t it.
(hq jump here. 53 - oh that’s right - 53 more here. image source = fame and splash)
This place reads like a Palahniuk novel more and more every day.
Midnight Central time. Makes sense to have a new post.
First Fuckers!!!!!
Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!
KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN . . . . !!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just me or is Britney all of a sudden not looking totally almost non do-able?
I don’t know if that made sense.
What I meant was: I would certainly pretty sure kinda VERY much so enjoy a little not quite something, maybe.
I think.
http://www.yourdailyzeitgeist.com/
FAT.
The violence of the caress
Sparks the labial vocalization from
The Jewess; the woman who was so incredibly
like a pearl, that I ejaculated without even
Thinking; I remember, years ago, when I spent a few solitary hours
with a young negress half
obscured by the dim recesses of the room; I stuffed my adolescent prong
deep into her breech; her thatch was
brittle, and my soft lower
Abdomen could scarcely resist the urge to pull away
“Your love here makes my image fuck mud,”
“I am far above you–the cunt of the clouds shits the Other into my urethral
Tragedy.”
She wasn’t afraid to let the blond engine pierce her
purple lips; but in a matter of hours;
after the impregnation of the firing fuck
My limp dick became the spire of a cathedral clock, and
her father entered the room.
Ditto.
If I worked on the binary scale, I’d fuck her. But according to that school-of-thought, I’d also fuck a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Why is Charlie Brown sitting in that motorized chair?
I got laid, gnight fuckers.
ahahahahah this destroys pahluniuk.
ROKAN’S STATS VIA MYSPACE:
(///_~),ROKAN LOV3R ’s Details
Status: Single
Here for: Dating, Friends
Orientation: Bi
Hometown: Tokyo, IL
Body type: 5′ 6? / Average
Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Children: Someday
Education: Some college
Occupation: 4 you anything
Income: Less than $30,000
(///_~),ROKAN LOV3R ’s
http://www.myspace.com/homer0986
“Bi” — HAHAHAHAHA! ADMITS HE’S GAY!!
“Income: Less than $30,000?
WAAAAAAY LESS, MOTHERFUCKERS!! ROKAN SURVIVES ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS AND PITY FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! HAHAHAHAHA! THE NUNS FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE’S LIVING IN HIS PARENT’S BASEMENT WHERE HE CUTS HIMSELF FOR BEING “A FAT HOMO THAT NOBODY LOVES”
I’m still trying to understand how she won that major award.
A) Voice is manufactured
B) Lip syncs most of her “live” concert
Mike
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/MikeAndrews1
she is so pretty, love her very much. it’s said she has nice profile on
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