Whitney Houstons much-publicized concert in Central Park, to be aired tomorrow on ‘Good Morning America’, was cut short today because Oh My God her voice is fuckin terrible. It’s all nasally and deep, like an unconvincing female impersonator. Tyler... READ MORE

Ginger Spice is still in St. Tropez today, and hanging out with her looks fun. Because if she’s gonna walk around all wet in a white bikini and rubbing her tits like this, that’s pretty much a green light... READ MORE

Sharon Stone, who is 51, stripped down to a bikini today in Sardinia on the yacht of some jewelry guy named Giorgio Damiani, and goddamn she is annoying. She can’t even wear a bikini right. All she had to... READ MORE

VICTORIA BECKHAM – went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She’s married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that... READ MORE

Chris Brown is furious today over rumors that he can’t remember the night when he beat the shit out of Rihanna (you better watch your back, rumors. Chris Brown will choke a bitch). He issued a statement to People... READ MORE

The Spears’ises are in Miami today, lounging poolside with Bitneys 2 legitimate kids and Jamie Lynns out-of-wedlock bastard who can’t get into heaven. Britney takes her kids to the pool almost every week lately, which is really cute unless... READ MORE

Geri Halliwell spent the weekend in Saint Tropez, and she could barely contain her laughter during a walk on the beach when she passed some of the fancy gentleman who, much like myself, only feel free when naked. I... READ MORE