Michael Jackson died on June 25th, and it may seem odd that his family hasn’t buried him yet, but remember this: the Jacksons are a bunch of fucking retards. But now, just 71 days after his death, MSNBC says... READ MORE

DJ AM was laid to rest yesterday at Hillside Memorial Park in Los Angeles. A small private funeral service was held for close friends and family, with Travis Barker the only celebrity on hand. There was someone I thought... READ MORE

Kat Von D did this tattoo of DJ AM for some dude as a tribute and of course the dude who got it put it on twitter because every thing must be twittered and ‘pix or it didn’t happen’.... READ MORE

The Mike Judge movie ‘Extract’ opens this Friday, and by coincidence Beavis and Butthead have posted a video on youtube to talk about it. What lucky timing! READ MORE

Adam Goldstein, better known as DJ AM, died five days ago of course from a drug overdose, and even though it hasn’t yet been decided if it was suicide or an accident, his family will lay him to rest... READ MORE

Chris Brown and Joe Francis must be kicking themselves for not thinking of this move, but Hayden Christensen’s brother Tove (above, left) was arrested this morning for felony assault with a deadly weapon after DRAGGING HIS GIRLFRIEND 30 FEET... READ MORE

Mel B was on hand yesterday in London to help celebrate the 10th birthday of Ultimo (I have no idea. Lingerie? Sounds more like robots but I don’t think it’s robots). More to the point WENN got pictures of... READ MORE

Ben Affleck got caught trying to feel Blake Livelys luscious titties while they took a break on set of the certain-to-be-terrible ‘Valentines Day’. He’ll deny it but pictures don’t lie. Except for sonograms. Those can be faked. If you... READ MORE

The Italian magazine Grazia is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has received Macrolane injections, a relatively new alternative to breast implants in which hyaluronic acid is injected into the breast and then molded into shape. The procedure takes about an... READ MORE

Kevin Federline and his hot bikini-clad girlfriend hit up the pool in Miami this afternoon, and it was a little disappointing to see the pictures end when they did, because I was hoping Luke Skywalker would walk up to... READ MORE