Normally, when a bunch of different people with no relation to each other all accuse the same person of the same thing, it means those people all met in a secret location and decided to make up a bunch of crazy stories. The person being accused is totally innocent, but those people all tell lies about her anyway. For no reason. They’re just really mean.
Anyway, lets get the page started for Friday. Oh look. Here’s a story about Lindsay Lohan stealing a $35,000 rolex.
We’re told the watch belongs to one of Lindsay’s “friends,” who accidentally left it at Lindsay’s house earlier this year — and never got it back.
But sources tell us that cops have photographic evidence which could prove Lindsay knows exactly where the Rolex went. We’re told cops rolled over to Lohan’s pad Wednesday to question the actress about the Rolex — but Lindsay denied any involvement in the theft.
So far, no arrests have been made in the case — but it’s another major issue for Lohan … who seems to be in a downward spiral.
If you added up just a few of the things Lindsay has taken without paying for or outright stolen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) it comes to around $100,000. And that list is nowhere near complete. I think she might be the devil. At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if she turned out to be the Zodiac Killer too.
I’ve got nothing to say.
I think, there is a joke somewhere in the original posting. I just haven’t found it yet.
Boy, I am in a jolly good mood today.
Where is Kevin?
It in deed is Its deader than Watt’s social life in here…
I can do this all day.
I am not really trying.
Boooo
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Lindsay sucks.
here we go.
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today is already shaping up to be shit here, im sure Kim has a spot lined up already as well.
Time to e-fuck my e-girlfriend: http://timdir.com/iga_wyrwal_strip_bedroom/iga_wyrwal_12.jpg
Believe me, this chick is a total coke-hungry slag, but if you’re dumb enough to leave a $35,000 Rolex at her place, you deserve to have it swiped. Inconsiderate on her part? Yeah. But the real issue is people trusting her to begin with. Dipshits.
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Overpriced, I can get a Rolex, a switchblade, vicodin and a margarita for under $50 bucks in TJ.
and chlamydia..Don’t forget chlamydia Tom…
Tom,
I got a BJ from a 16 year old virgin with two kids for 5.00.
Rusty held her baby for her. He’s a good friend.
Man!
My piss just stinks today. WTF?
This is a good business plan for lindsay.
$100,000 is about what I earn if I work all day and actually have to be productive
Swiping people’s watches (and trading them for drugs) seems even easier than acting and you don’t have to deal with pesky directors, producers, etc