07.21.2011 Marc Anthony cheeeted on Hennifaa Yopez

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The most surprising part about Fridays announcement that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting a divorce after 7 years was that anyone was able to put up with Jennifer Lopez for 7 years. Everyone hates that bitch, and they’re completely right in doing so.

So how did Marc Anthony do it? Well having sex with random flight attendants probably helped sooth his nerves.

In the new Us Weekly, a source says that Anthony, 42, hooked up with a flight attendant he met aboard a private plane in 2009.
“Marc and Jennifer almost split up over it,” the source tellsUs of the couple, parents to 3-year-old twins Emme and Max.
Seconds another insider: “Jennifer was going to leave him then, but Marc begged her to stay. They went to marriage counseling and she decided to give it another shot. He was someone she truly loved.”

My favorite part of this is that I doubt Marc Anthony could afford a private plane, so JLo paid for it, and then he used it to get laid. Good for him. She’s a horrible bitch. He could have drugged her, laid her in bed and then banged some strippers right next to her for all I care, and then just say he has no idea why she woke up with glitter and cum in her hair.

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  1. Mr. Nutt 07/21/2011 13:06

    It must be useless bitch day.

    Happy useless bitch day everybody! I have to call my x-wife and tell her.

  2. The Fried Man 07/21/2011 13:15

    What? Why would he do such a thing to a wonderful woman?

  3. GabeAthouse 07/21/2011 13:23

    I heard she owes a metric fuck-ton of money to the IRS and Marc doesn’t want to help pay the fines. So they are divorcing, but will stay together as a couple.

    What the hell has she done to make $$ after the Jenny From The Block song?

    Nothing. Yet she still opens restaurants, starts clothing lines (my wife laughs at her designs), perfume lines, etc… All of which makes $0.00.

    Watch, she will be the next Wesley Snipes unless she makes a hit movie or album (ha) to pay off the Govt.

  4. mercury 07/21/2011 13:32

    Asshole

  5. Admiral 07/21/2011 13:32

    J-lo might be a bitch, but she’s very pretty. Damn.

    And holy shit, good feeling now gone thanks to GabeAthouse’s avatar. Fuck.

  6. Mr. Poop 07/21/2011 13:49

    Speaking of metric fuck-tons, can you imagine the size of her shits?

  7. Mr. Nutt 07/21/2011 13:52

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metric%20fuck%20ton

    Thanks GabeAthouse. I love to learn new terms.

    mercury, your statement, simple but vague. Care to elaborate?

  8. Mr. Nutt 07/21/2011 13:54

    Mr. Poop, Do you think she uses this toilet?

    http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000757371/polls_bigjohn_2304_905827_poll_xlarge.jpeg

  9. Mr. Poop 07/21/2011 14:02

    I just think that her asshole is as big as the bottom of a wine-bottle.

  10. Death to Finkle! 07/21/2011 14:12

    I had truly thought it would be difficult (if not impossible) to top the standard shit-ton, or occasional fuck-ton.

    Puppet, make GabeAthouse a drink…

  11. Observer 07/21/2011 14:26

    Gabeathouse…….@ 13:23…..

    …..starting a clothing line can indeed pay a metric fuck-ton……..to the celeb….no the investors……….

    ….even I would suffer through her Port-o-Rikan bullshit for a taste of her lifestyle…….if not a taste of her well worn woolly fuck-hole……

  12. Mr. Poop 07/21/2011 14:27

    Observer,

    Pssstt . . . . Its me, Rokan.

  13. Observer 07/21/2011 14:32

    Mr.Poop……

    ….prove it…..

  14. Montesquieu 07/21/2011 19:14

    This is one ass, out of many, that I would want to sit on my face.

  15. goodhao 07/21/2011 21:19

    www (point) ifancyshop (point) com

    I tide fashion Good-looking, not expensive Free transport

  16. The Anti-Gnostic 07/21/2011 23:19

    Have fun with that, I would.

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