August 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Taylor Swifts next album will be out in October and the first single, which was released today (hear it here), is called ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’.
Naturally, it’s about a real ex-boyfriend who was a total jerk and played nothing but mind games with poor sweet Taylor, because yes, that totally happened once again. Just like it did in the songs she wrote about John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhall and Joe Jonas among others, or the one she wrote about Kanye West interrupting her.
Here are some of the lyrics. Keep in mind that Taylor Swift is 22 years old.
I’m really gonna miss you picking fights
And me, falling for a screaming that I’m right
And you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine
I used to think, that we, were forever ever ever
And I used to say never say never
Huh, he calls me up and he’s like, I still love you
And I’m like, I’m just, I mean this is exhausting, you know
We are never getting back together, like ever
Oh my God I fucking hate this cunt. It’s like having a girl text you during a temper tantrum, except she’s singing it. And the music is so empty and sterile and pointless and awful, it makes Dora the Explorer songs about teamwork sound like fucking Slipknot.
(image source of taylor in another geriatric swimsuit with her new boyfriend conor kennedy at the kennedy compound in hyannis this weekend = inf)