You knew a response was coming to the Khloe kicking down motel room doors to find a cheating Lamar stories. Somebody has concocted the story that Lamar Odom is a crack fiend who avoided NBA drug testing by suddenly quitting the rock during the season, then hitting the pipe agains the minute the final buzzer blew. Then they leaked the story to TMZ. It’s a tale that seems to defy logic for anybody with a knowledge of crack or sports, perhaps maybe a bunch of cackling hellish hens in Calabasas? Lamar made his bed when he got into one with the big-boned girl in the coven. It’s like dating Michael Corleone’s sister, the future is full of doors that all open up to crappy endings. One day your lady is shrieking about how you can’t give her a black celebrity baby like her sisters, the next day you’re looking to spend nights with any other living female human being. Still, never go against the family, Lamar. You’re fucking toast now.
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