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Amber Heard Bruised Face Leaving Court

May 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Just when you thought there was nothing left to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard out of nowhere divorce filing, along comes Amber Heard with one a bruise on the right side of her face. Heard claims that Depp threw his iPhone at her over this past weekend. It’s completely unsubstantiated and Depp’s representatives are denying it, but if you close your eyes you can easily imagine Johnny Depp all pissy and throwing his iPhone. Either it happened or Heard has a gift for understanding the public perception of her hipster husband.

It would be super convenient to levy charges of domestic abuse right about the same day or date you legally propose your soon to be ex-husband pay you millions in I Used to Fuck You money. Yet, there’s the bruise. TMZ has an even better shot because there’s a good chance their cameraman agreed to punch her for fifty bucks and say it was Depp. 

What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to bang the snot out of a lipstick lesbian half our age. What’s your Amex Black card number again, Johnny. You’re not the only one who needs expensive blouses. 

Photo Credit: Splash

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