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Heidi Klum in A Bikini Tanning at Eden Roc

There may be something to all those celebrities lying about medical issues so they can use surrogates to birth their offspring. Breeding is the beautiful miracle of life, but a motherfucker on your abdominals. You can always spot the mothers of large broods sunning by the pool. Who hurt you, Heidi? Fuck, were they all multimillionaires? Seal face tummy isn't too bad if you get to avoid the lupus. Put on a cover up if your young boyfriend approaches. His over the top adoration of your stretch marks just means he's hiding something much worse.

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