Amber Heard More Red Flags

Amber Heard’s case is quickly becoming as flimsy as one of her husband’s kerchiefs. Two private security guards say they heard Heard scream, “Stop hitting me!” and bolted into the room to find Depp standing twenty feet away from her. They believe it to be a poor attempt at a setup yet she’ll most likely claim it was a performance art piece. They also say she was known to scream and throw things at Depp and he was prone to just taking it because that’s usually your only option. Compounding matters, the LAPD is vehemently disagreeing with her version of the iPhone attack and say there is no evidence she was struck or that there was any kind of struggle. This poses a problem for her because it’s her entire case and outside of her friendship bracelet buddies, nobody believes her.

Look for Heard to drop this under the auspices of the process being too painful and some other such victimization bullshit. She’ll retreat to Palm Springs for six months and make a comeback speech at the Oscars to a rousing ovation. People will murmur something about some domestic assault case and how she must be a very strong woman while having forgotten the details. On the negative side she might have to get a job now because that settlement offer has to be dropping like Radio Shack stock. Give her a few scarves and move on. She’s made a huge ass of herself, you can’t ask for anything more.

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