The Poles don’t have a ton of homegrown international talent so their tabloids repeatedly claim their ex-pats or anybody with an ethnically Polish name as a native son. Or more often daughter. Emily Ratajkowski, Joanna Krupa, and this chick, Sandra Kubicka, make waves in Polski gossip columns like Tom Brady’s high school area neighbors who refer to him as one of their own. Does he write or call you often?
Much less publicized is that either these chicks or their parents blasted out of Poland as soon as they could pack their cardboard suitcases. I’ve been on flights that connected out of Krakow to Chicago. Nobody’s taken the time to shower. It’s that important to make the flight.
There’s no reason why any attractive woman should ever be left behind. The suovetaurilia dowry of pig and sheep and cow from the modestly success Bartek three farms down simply can’t compete with what a Heat forward might have to offer for being a sidepiece. Globalization has had its winners and losers. Poland is suffering. Professional athletes now fucking hot chicks from all four corners of the earth, slightly better.
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