Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person’s dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair plugs to me. Oh dad, you’re embarrassing me. But mostly yourself. Making Kim Kardashian look like anything other than a planet is difficult, but hubby West seems up to the challenge. The man in these pictures could put Kelly Clarkson through the ringer on a seesaw. Headlines aren’t fully going in on West, probably because compromised, washed-up gay rappers aren’t all the rage these days. But when your face is almost as wide as it is tall and you’re the owner of two hairlines, something’s up.
I hope this new look makes it into Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I want to see an episode where Khloé teaches West to dress for their shared body type. Now that West is officially a Kardashian, he’s going to have to find the right bra size too. The Daily Mail is referring to this new look as “Relaxed” which must be British for “Red Flag.” For the first time in my life, I turn to superstar wife abuser Spencer Pratt, who tweeted “Yeezy and Rob looking like twinzies.” Being fattened up for the Jenndashian coven’s next sacrifice? Only time will tell.
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