Social media darling and 70% of the inspiration for Hello Giggles articles Chrissy Teigen pretty much redefines bravery with each passing moment, and her husband John Legend is nothing if not her greatest champion. The duo project a home life that’s as real and messy as a home life can be for multimillionaires, but still their realness is enough to rope in impressionable mentally handicapped followers. It’s cruel really.
Teigen and Legend flipped the script this weekend by putting the “Feminism” in “Father’s Day” again. While en route to dinner, Legend reminded us that Father’s Day is pretty darn sexist when you really think about is and definitely for h8ers, and decided to celebrate his terrible wife instead by posting a pic of her milking her tits for their antichrist monster baby. He included the caption:
I know it’s Father’s Day and all but my wife is pretty awesome. She’s taking me to dinner but still on mommy duty
Passively criticizing others for celebrating Father’s Day. Fun. And a world where even on Father’s Day we have to celebrate Chrissy Teigen. Can’t wait for Christmas, when Legend reminds us that the reason for the season is Chrissy Teigen’s rack. On Easter Chrissy Teigen squats on your front yard and lays an egg. Chrissy Teigen. Chrissy Teigen. CHRISSY TEIGEN. #CHRISSYTEIGEN. ChRiSsY tEiGeN. CHRISSYYYY TEIGENNNNN AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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