Chrissy Teigen Puts The “Feminism” In “Father’s Day” With Breast Pumping Pic

June 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Social media darling and 70% of the inspiration for Hello Giggles articles Chrissy Teigen pretty much redefines bravery with each passing moment, and her husband John Legend is nothing if not her greatest champion. The duo project a home life that's... READ MORE

John Legend Should Have Used Lyft

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Finding a cab driver that’s a decent individual is a harder task than Rebel Wilson trying to find her clitoris under all those extra flaps of fat around her vaginal area. I’ve been rooting for the entire cab industry... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Takes On Pizzagate Conspiracy Accusations

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend were concerned about defending their name from being mixed up in scandals involving tasty pizza, Twitter verifications, and high-profile pedophiles this past week.


John Legend Explains Why Men Are Toxic

August 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cosmopolitan knows men can't talk about women, and women can't talk about men, due to gender identity truisms they invented one evening. So they invited John Legend to talk about how horrible men are. That way, it's not bashing.... READ MORE

‘Best Fight Against the System’ Award Completes the VMA’s

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In addition to going gender neutral in their music video award categories, which makes sense, since nobody actually knows who produces the music videos, certainly not the artists themselves, the MTV VMA's this year are adding a "Best Fight... READ MORE

Obama Blesses Chrissy Teigen’s Unborn Child

March 4, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Teigen casually reported that President Obama approved of her baby name. That is sort of a mystery. What the hell is Chrissy Teigen doing on a late night talk show? Oh, right,... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Genetically Engineers Future Masturbation Material

February 25, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen announced that she chose the gender of her unborn child through a process called super fucking expensive in-vitro fertilization. If the spawn of two celebrities weren’t already winning the genetic lottery, soon they’ll be able custom design the child. I... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Needs a New Hobby

July 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen is now posting pictures of her husband naked to Instagram. She’s categorizing his bare ass as a part of her overall attack on Instagram’s no chick nudity policy, but it’s likely just the only other thing she could... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Topless Because Now It Matters

March 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can already feel Chris Pine crying over my left shoulder. This is some pretty moving shit. John Legend and his troublemaking model wife with the spectacular yabbos got shot without their respective tops on along Miami Beach. Whoever... READ MORE

John Legend Is A Lucky Asshole And Shit Around The Web

January 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

John Legend showed what a lucky son of a bitch he is by making out with his super hot girlfriend Chrissy Teigen in the pages of GQ. There’s also the questionable popularity of his music, but that must come second.... READ MORE



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