As most of you know by now, parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart has signed on to play one of Charlie’s Angels in the upcoming woke progressive reboot series helmed by Elizabeth Banks (she also plays Bosley, who was previously portrayed by a man!) and now it’s time for you to imagine that Kristen Stewart was never born, and to cast your own Charlie’s Angels reboot. Actresses Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska are set to round out the trio in the actual September 2019 flick, but I don’t get paid enough to Google them, so I have no idea who they are. I assume they’re biracial pansexual sea-monkeys. So yeah, let us know your ideal celebrity Charlie’s Angels cast in the comments.
Photo Credit: Naomi Scott, Elizabeth Banks, and Ella Balinska from Instagram