Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Being a guy is not as easy as it looks. Sure, I don’t have to use my core strength hovering over public toilets to pee like some kind Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ninja. But that doesn’t mean everything is... READ MORE

Snitches get stitches, found in ditches, or end up like Whitey Bulger when the prison karma fairy pays a visit. Rats have been known to ruin a good thing. And the trading of sexual favors for cinematic favors was... READ MORE

  Being a starlet in 2018 without having had a kidney transplant is like being a starlet a decade ago without having been hospitalized for celebrity exhaustion. Anyone who’s anyone these days blames blown out drug kidneys (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue, none... READ MORE

Ready to cyber? We’re always itching to cyber, so we adore Mr. Skin’s Cyber Week deal. Yes, it’s Cyber week at Mr. Skin. Cyber Monday has been fully extended to offer a fantastic lifetime membership to Mr. Skin all... READ MORE

  We can make fun of pretty much any celebrity on here unchecked, but God forbid tweaking anorexic taco Sarah Hyland comes into the mix. Suddenly this is Hello Giggles and we can’t call a spade a spade. So... READ MORE

Maroon 5 is past their salad days and Adam Levine is looking for someone to blame. The band’s most recent music has a feature from Cardi B. Cardi B! And Adam actually has the audacity to wonder where the... READ MORE

  As the executive producers of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes, the Jenndashian brothel mates have a huge amount of control over what content from their lives actually spills out onto our TVs. Keep this in mind when ingesting... READ MORE

Blac Chyna looks like Sammy Sosa with syphilis, so naturally, any time her name is brought up people tend to find it upsetting. This time it’s for selling skin whitening cream. As if the blonde wig wasn’t bad enough,... READ MORE

Black Friday is the best day of the year, but it just became the sexiest day of the year thanks to Mr. Skin. For a limited time only during this Thanksgiving season, you can give thanks to celebrity nudity... READ MORE