Eva Longoria Busty at the Beach and Shit Around the Web

  Topless Dutch models, hottest bikini babes over 50, and more! read more

Madonna Demands Her Worn Panties Back

Madonna filed a lawsuit against an online auction site from brokering offers for her panties. It's like Sixteen Candles, or Hot Zone, since they were a previously worn pair and supposedly in CDC deep freeze. read more

Sexy Sandra Franca Is Miss Bumbum Russia

Sandra has been the "muse" of futbol in São Paulo before. So she is no stranger when it comes to playing with balls.  read more

Mel B's Spousal Support Amount Is Scary

It's hard not to question where you went wrong as a woman when you have to pay your husband spousal support. It's hustling backwards. read more

A Doctor Who's Gotten Nude Before

Jodie is not taking it lying down. This time at least. But if she was, I'd buy several copies of Doctor Who on Blu-Ray. read more

Saudi Miniskirt Chick Released By Cops

Feminists hate to rip on Muslims because they see themselves as similarly oppressed by Trump and his White Patriarchal Subjugation Brigade. It makes no principled sense, but imagine the level of intellectual honesty at feminist klatches read more

Caitlyn Jenner Makes Jimmy Kimmel Apologize

Brave makeup-spackled linebacker Caitlyn Jenner clomped her way onto Jimmy Kimmel Live to pimp out her book The Secrets of My Life. Whatever secrets remain, no thanks. Jenner explains that, first and foremost, she is a woman of the Lord. She'll be surprised when she... read more

Kylie Jenner in Wax

The LOL acronym was invented so humorless women could pretend they get jokes. Numerous celebrity bloggers reported on the epic prank Kylie Jenner pulled on her family by standing indistinguishable next to her new Madame Tussaud's wax figurine. Not a one gleaned the irony... read more

Tara Reid Dazzles At Valerian Premiere

The brutal frat house hazing ritual that is Hollywood stardom left Tara Reid a crumpled Skeletor searching wildly for approval. How many dicks until I matter? Botches surgeries, malnourishment, and ample sunshine have reduced the former fuckable actress to a sacrificial... read more

R. Kelly Sex Cult Captive Releases Proof of Life (VIDEO)

A cult's not official until the perfectly coiffed milkmaids release videos insisting they're okay and happy at the compound.  read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 54: The Top Ten Scenes From Game Of Thrones

The seventh season premiere of Game of Thrones didn’t bring us any new nudity, so what better time to go through all the amazing nude scenes from the series’ first six seasons! Mr. Skin has chosen his Top Ten Game of Thrones Nude Scenes… so far, but there are sure to be... read more

Bella Hadid Braless Escapades and Shit Around the Web

  Nicole Scherzinger is flexible, Lindsey Vonn is bootylicious, and more! read more