Izabella Miko Birthday Boobs and Crap Around the Web

January 22, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Betty and Veronica being slutty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess The Bachelor bikini babe (TMZ) Nina Dobrev areola slip at the beach (TaxiDriverMovie) Izabella Miko‘s sexiest on-screen moments (Egotastic) Australian model Cara Wakelin‘s nude shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Olivia Munn bootylicious at the SAG Awards (Popoholic) Sexy Selena Gomez does Puma proud (HollywoodTuna) Open Post: Actress of the Week: Diane Lane (Mr.Skin) A salute to Reese Witherspoon‘s sexiest […]

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Weinstein Too Wide For Porn Parody

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Who knew porn had standards. Once large and in charge but now only too large for a porn parody Harvey Weinstein is being chastised for his size by porn producers. The same production companies that make the smut versions of superhero films and celebrity drama-filled situations are refusing to do anything Weinstein related. The first […]

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Lord Disick Upset With Ex Over Younger Man

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian is standing her ground when it comes to claiming 24-year-old Younes Bendjima as her male model boyfriend. She doesn’t care if Scott Disick is upset with her decision to move on. Everything is sunshine and rainbows until there’s a real possibility your 3-year-old son may be casually playing with the used undergarments of […]

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Weekend TV Tits Roundup

January 22, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This was a great weekend for TV tits, with an old faithful, a newbie, and a series premiere bringing the boobs for those of you who give a crap. The Chi star Birgundi Baker murdered the nudity game with a topless scene while Ruby Modine stripped down to get most likely a grab bag of STDs […]

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Katy Perry Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery Except When She did

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The wokest former pop princess in all the land Katy Perry spilled the hot goss to progressive feminist website Refinery 29 on everything from “Why she’s giving lip gloss a second chance” to “What she learned from having a pixie (haircut.)” Not making those things up. From what I understand Refinery 29 is like Lenny Letter […]

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Scarlett Johansson Word Slaps James Franco At Women’s March

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Slam alert. This weekend Scarlett Johansson took to the stage at the Los Angeles Women’s March to share words of inspiration with hundreds of thousands of women uniting to fight inequality and underrepresentation, but more importantly, she took the opportunity to SLAM the h8ers! Well, one h8er in particular, James Franco. Obsessing over a man […]

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Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of the game “never have I ever,” let’s just give props for body inclusivity. Twenty years ago […]

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Teen Mom In 100K Worth Of Debt

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Teen mothers are typically the victims of everyone around them. They’re the victims of bad parenting when mommy and daddy failed to properly teach them that the pull out method drastically decreases in chance of success when “dirty talk” is still present near climax. They’re without a doubt the victim of the dumb teenage boy […]

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Justin Timberlake Reaches Final Level In MeToo Game

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Times’s Up is probably trademarked already so Justin Timberlake went with calling his new single “Supplies.” He managed to cram almost everything wrong with the world and men right now in a 4 minute video while he came out on the other side smelling like roses. It was like watching the musical rendition of your […]

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Stella McCartney Wants MeToo To Happen In Fashion

January 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood isn’t the only place where the oppressors are hands on with the harassment, according to Stella McCartney the world of fashion is ripe and ready for a purge. If MeToo occurred in the fashion industry I’m pretty sure it would cause more confusion than actually righting any alleged wrong. Fashion is a female dominated […]

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