Since 1938, when Albert Einstein and Chuck Palahnuik founded WWTDD, we have strived to bring our fans the best in soft-porn, feminist idiocy, and snarky spanking of celebrities and nihilists who need it most. Also nipples. Contributors may come... READ MORE

We at WWTDD would like to apologize… no, not for obscure references, insults, or shoddy writing, but for something much more important – forgetting Emily Feld’s 18th birthday in April. Bc now we can legally celebrate and even abuse... READ MORE

Despite Big Media’s insistence that they’d be canceled, the summer Olympics are running full-tilt in pandemic Japan, with apps and ads that seem hesitant to Celebrate the games as in days of yore. The message to “follow your dreams”... READ MORE

If you thought teenage boys already spend too much time wanking to Emily Ratajkowski videos (and who can blame them), some Irish lads are going to have blisters. Ratcow recently decided to pay for the “kit” (sports gear) for... READ MORE

Pink has decided to virtue-signal on the Norwegian women’s handball team, who were told their shorts weren’t short enough by sports officials (links below). The EDGY singer has offered to pay the fine – about $2000, or half her... READ MORE

WWTDD is always looking for an excuse to shout-out Madison Beer, so her tie to Victoria’s Secret is welcome news. Apparently VS makes women smell good (called “fragrances”) in addition to making them look slutty (lingerie), and Beer is... READ MORE

It’s easy to swipe comments on your appearance when you look like Camila Cabello. The Cuban escapee tells Fox News – and anyone who will listen to her rich-girl plight – that someone, somewhere, will talk smack on her... READ MORE

How else do you explain O’Connell’s hard-on to join “The Talk” TV show? This charming, young man – who is actually neither – has persuaded the out-of-touch producers that he’s the right replacement for potty mouth brit Sharon Osbourne... READ MORE

We all have stories of a desirable woman saying “I want a man who makes me laugh” when they really mean “I want a man with lots of money who makes me laugh” – which explains the reason why... READ MORE

We at WWTDD have occasionally sent props to celebrities who act their age – using stuntmen, getting off the Gram, and not dating / marrying lulu-girls (like Nic Cage). Forever Tough Guy Gerald Butler hit the beach with beard... READ MORE