Samantha Knezel Nuzzles Up and Crap Around the Web

April 26, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Rosario Dawson's latest topless selfie, Rachel McAdams see-through at a premiere, and the Top Ten Nude Scenes from Broken Lizard Movies! READ MORE

Racism Is So Last Season According To Kim Zolciak

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Is racism a dated concept? Surely it must be gone by now because that’s what Kim Zolciak believes. Now that whatever fame she has is fizzling out she’s free to go full privileged white woman on a few females.... READ MORE

Britney Spears Manic Kohl’s Fashion Show In Time For Spring

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If any of you ladies out there were looking for the perfect spring outfit that tells people "I'm a dead-eyed zombie hooking at Easter brunch" then you're in luck, because Britney Spears is modeling that exact trend in her... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Ariel Winter’s Ass Hanging Out Of Her Dress

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

For as much as Ariel Winter is a downer for me because she makes me think about the plight of whales, she is twenty-years-old, and does have a twenty-year-old’s ass. How will it look when it’s thirty? Surely scraped... READ MORE

Eminem Earned 10 Year Sobriety Token

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Eminem hasn’t made a notable single in quite some time and we now know why, sobriety. The same man who once threatened to gut his mother, baby mother, and homosexuals has cast aside his trailer park pill popping ways... READ MORE

Open Post: Kanye Trump

April 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you're dragon energy brothers or whatever with the president, and now - with his signed Make America Great Again hat in... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: People Lauding Ableist Headline Redaction

April 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Writer Rebecca Moore originally chose the headline "Teenager bound by wheelchair to enter in first Lego competition." This is obviously insanely offensive and should be what we focus all of our attention on right now. The kid wasn't slighted... READ MORE

Thandie Newton Snubbed From Time’s Up Nomination

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Who’s honestly surprised that women bully other women? According to Thandie Newton, the Time’s Up movement totally forgot about intersectional feminism and left one of their sisters with more melanin hanging. What truly is feminism when the women at... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens Boner Jams and Crap Around the Web

April 25, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Jaime King topless, Ewan McGregor's daughter posing nude, Avengers cast members looking sexy, and more! READ MORE

Ewan McGregor’s Other Daughter Doing Playboy

April 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s pretty clear which parent the McGregor kids are siding with in the divorce. Ewan’s 16-year-old recorded a diss song about him not too long ago and now his 22-year-old is choosing to model for Playboy instead of utilizing... READ MORE