Michael Bay offered a $50,000 reward on his website earlier this afternoon, asking for any information about the viral video that shows a girl throwing puppies into a river.
There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It’s a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one.
Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty.
No, not really. Because 4chan already found her (via gawker). But I’m not gonna goof on Michael Bay. What he’s doing is cool as hell. This little bitch is evil and needs to be put down. The next time she’s on a video, it should be on one of those ghost hunter shows because someone over here contacted her spirit.
UPDATE 1: the post is no longer on Bays website for whatever reason, but here’s a screencap from this afternoon.
UPDATE 2: though Katja Puschnik was the first girl named, others are saying it’s actually girl from Bosnia named Antonia Miskic. This might be a public facebook page for her.
UPDATE 3: there’s a very active facebook page dedicated to finding this whore, whoever it is, here.
Blake Lively was on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’ today in New York, filming a date scene and hopefully starting a new trend of girls wearing clothes that have huge chunks cut out of the front. “To be perfectly honest, I don’t even wanna go out with you if I can’t stare at your tits.”
(that’s in quotes because it’s the tagline for my match.com profile)
On the same day that Star claimed Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore (which he denied this afternoon on twitter: “I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.”), the Daily News has a story about Demi posting bikini pics.
Coincidence?
Um… I guess. Probably. How the hell should I know.
The 47-year-old actress didn’t look shy when she provocatively posed for a couple photos she posted on Twitter of herself wearing sunglasses and a teeny tiny two-piece.
Posing in her bathroom, the mother of three flaunts her killer body in a manner resembling that of a teenager.
It’s weird to see that she uses Crest. I assumed there would be some 900 dollar Prada toothpaste for Hollywood people, made with glacier water and ground up eagles. Because actors are idiots. “It cleans with the power of eagle!”, Gwyneth Paltrow would say.
Singer/songwriter Katy Perry started getting acne really bad when she started touring. It made her feel very embarrassed and really self-conscious. She had to wear all this makeup just to cover it up, and when she took it off, it was like a Jekyll and Hyde moment, you know?
After trying every procedure, facial treatment and product she could find, she finally decided to try Proactiv get paid 4 million dollars and endorse Proactiv, and now she can afford more expensive makeup to cover her acne! And sometimes it works! Not yesterday in Paris, but usually!
CONAN O’BRIEN - has named his new show. He should have just called it ‘the Tonight Show’. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out, and even then there’s an excellent chance a jury would rule for Conan. Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking. (huff post)
HEIDI MONTAGS SEX TAPE - is not being released, and all negotiations to sell it to Vivid have stopped. Which sucks. I was really looking forward to the 90 seconds I was gonna spend scanning through it before turning it off and watching a real porn. (tmz)
MEL GIBSON - is still really popular. 76 percent of people in a recent poll from Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes said they are just as likely to see one of his movies now as they were before his scandals. He was less popular in a poll from 106 and Park however, where 100 percent of respondents voted for, “Fuck dat. Im’a kick dat mothafuckas teef out.” (cbs)
LINDSAY LOHAN - used to get in trouble because she went to bars every night. Bars like Chateau Marmont. Then she went to rehab for the fifth time. And now she goes to bars every night. Like last night. When she went to Chateau Marmont. This is starting to look like a “Ransom of Red Chief” kind of thing, where UCLA just wanted to get rid of her. (radar)
Robert Rodriguez got a lot of free press for his new movie ‘Machete’ when he cast Lindsay Lohan in a minor but pivotal role as a famous girl with big boobs who appears naked in the movie ‘Machete’. But who knew that the super hot Mayra Leal was gonna be naked too?
Hopefully she did, because she hides a cell phone in her vagina in this clip that’s leaked online, and if they just kind of sprung this on her at the last second, or worse, if she didn’t know they were filming, she’s probably gonna be pretty embarrassed.
She shouldn’t be though because that’s what I would do if I had a vagina too. Hide things in it. Like candy when I went to the movies. I’d be like a kangaroo.
