DiCaprio Saving Tarantino’s Career

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Statutory rape is not really rape according to the laws of consent in Call Me By Your Name and Quentin Tarantino when he’s talking about tipsy 13-year-olds. The peach scene in CMBYN was pure filth hiding behind arthouse symbolism and Tarantino is a poo person hiding behind Leonardo DiCaprio’s good name that hasn’t been marred […]

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Tommy Lee To Tie Knot With Woman Almost Half His Age

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee will probably finally be tamed this time as Cialis and vagina 24 years your junior is a combination to keep most 55-year-old men inside the house. The Mötley Crüe member is setting himself up to get married to Brittany Furlan. The mile high quick bang and blowie in the plane bathroom girl from […]

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Paris Hilton Wants Children

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night vision on where a guy should shoot his load if a woman wishes to avoid kids, […]

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Watch Out Feldman, Former Child Star Stripping To Save Career

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Drake Bell never became the big star he had pictured in his mind. So now he’s at a point where he has to cross lines and completely cater to a shrinking female fanbase that stands between him and the inevitable life of crime and poverty lurking in the shadows for every child star unsuccessful in […]

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Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll be looking at 175 years in the penitentiary. Aly took her clothes off for the 2018 […]

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Chris Rock Comes Clean About Porn Addiction

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All of the elderly comedians from yesteryear are being treated like an Oprah audience on Netflix. You get a special! You get a special! Everyone gets a special! Millennials are finally allowed the opportunity to see big names past their prime deliver lukewarm punchlines to pass the time. The latest on the list to pop […]

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Heather Graham Happy About Sexual Harassment

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Graham has proven that every woman in Hollywood also happens to be an opportunist. According to Heather, her new romantic comedy “Half Magic” couldn’t have hit theaters at a better time. Ever since sexual harassment started to trend most women will pay attention to anything that remotely smells like the shaming of men for […]

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A Known Chomo Was Treated Unfairly

February 15, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pedophiles are pretty amazing people sometimes. Just when you thought adults who seek to have sex with kids were the boldest of the bold you have brave Billy badasses like Jared Fogle publicly upset over his plea deal. Fogle is so flustered after hearing about Larry Nassar only receiving 175 years that he filed documents […]

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Omarosa Offered Piers Morgan A Piece

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes adults have a hard time being adults, especially when feelings are involved. Most women just have the hardest time dealing with rejection when they’ve been told their entire life that they have the golden ticket tucked between their legs. No man can ever say no, and if they do they must be exclusive members […]

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Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new […]

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