I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Jaime Pressly is hanging out in liquor stores in a bikini, but I never read what that might be because that sign says ATM and I saw that and started... READ MORE

As dumb as it seems now to have thought Buffy was hot 5 years ago, it’ll be even worse with Hayden Panettiere.  At least Buffy was a good show. Haydens face is okay, but she has short little arms... READ MORE

These pictures of Hayden Panettiere yesterday in Cannes, spending the day on a yacht with her new limey boyfriend Steve Jones and a group that included Elton John’s homosexual lover David Furnish, Ryan Phillippe (who gets a lifetime pass... READ MORE

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Paris Hilton is in Cannes this week, and it’s important to remember that Cannes is the worlds most prestigious film festival, but also a town that’s open to the public.  The US is on friendly terms with France, so... READ MORE

I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she... READ MORE

You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean... READ MORE

One time on Opie and Anthony, Patrice O’Neal said, “A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old.” And because that might be the most brilliant thing anyone anywhere has ever said ever, keep it in... READ MORE

It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!! These pics were taken just last... READ MORE

It’s weird when you find out these sexy Hollywood stars aren’t sexy at all and in fact look just like anyone else. Up until 10 minutes ago I would have sworn under penalty of death that “Gossip Girl” star... READ MORE