I don’t know why more women don’t show off their bare boobs. What’s the worst that could happen? You hear a few catty comments from other women. Maybe the church defrocks you. But, you get so much in return.... READ MORE

If you start getting into the deeper meaning of Miley Cyrus music, you could really get lost in the convoluted allegories and complex subtext. Like, in her last music video, Can’t Stop, Miley couldn’t stop partying with subjugated minorities.... READ MORE

Kate Moss doesn’t really have much trouble getting naked, for a photo shoot, a vacation swim, or just on a dare after a couple bumps of party powder. Still, paparazzi love to try and catch her tits popping out... READ MORE

Flashing your nipples in public used to be a surefire way for a 50-something woman to get her game on with younger men. It’s like a ‘Grand Slam breakfast still just $2.99’ sign blinking in a Denny’s window. Young... READ MORE

As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell... READ MORE

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I... READ MORE

Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,... READ MORE

As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the... READ MORE

All the picture agency said is that Nabilla Benattia is a French reality star who was filming her show on Miami beach yesterday. Intrigued to learn more, I went on wiki and it said she’s an interstellar cloud of... READ MORE

Kate Upton and Mark Sanchez only dated for about 20 minutes, and that was almost a year ago, but that didn’t stop her from mocking him on twitter last night during the BCS Championship game because women are black... READ MORE