The Clooneys Are Beyond Adorable

December 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Clooney and Amal Clooney considerately passed out headphones to passengers on their flight to London, along with a note pre-apologizing in case their six month old twins cried.

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Female George Clooney Cries Four Times A Day

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

George Clooney has proudly come out as a biological female after proclaiming that he cries four times a day over the pressures of motherhood. What does having a vagina feel like George? The fifty-six-year-old actor and thirty-nine-year-old Amal Clooney mashed fluids to produce twin babies in June of this year. While my guess is that there are hundreds of illegitimate little George Clooneys running around Thailand, this is the first go around that he’s branded himself as a doting husband and father.

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Amal Clooney Battling War Criminals and Looking Fabulous

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amal Clooney has been showcasing the plight of Iraqi people pillaged by ISIS marauders at the UN this week, while simultaneously producing a fashion show of $250,000 worth of maternity couture. Here’s a hint, you’re not supposed to comment on the Dior and Gucci labels.

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Clooney Having Batched Babies

February 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

While it is indeed troubling that the patriarch of the Duggar family full of child molesters will someday soon have two hundred grand children, let’s not negate the fact that women unable to naturally conceive are being pumped full of embryos at an alarming rate.

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