Baskin Champion 32 Flavors and Then Some and Crap Around the Web

June 28, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's nearly the end of the week, so celebrate with these sexy links including Sophie Mudd's mams, Scout Willis' amazing ass, and the best nude scenes from Best Picture Winners! READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep. 103: Heather Graham Goes Lesbian

June 26, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast takes a trip to the Isle of Lesbos! READ MORE

Johnny Depp World’s Oldest Emo Kid In Bizarrely Candid Interview

June 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the words of Depp's favorite artist: "He was a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her." READ MORE

Lauren Hubbard Gives Us a Bone and Crap Around the Web

June 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

For your hump day linking pleasure we've got Charotte McKinney's massive mams, Perrie Edwards going topless, and Amber Heard getting nude in a trailer for her new movie! READ MORE

Remember Jesse From MTV? This Is Him Now. Feel Old Yet?

June 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp’s definitely not drug addiction ::wink:: is definitely not catching up to him, and he definitely wasn’t recently spotted looking like he hasn’t had a glass of water in ten years. Depp was leaving a plane with his... READ MORE

Elon Can’t Keep Mouth Shut; Costing Him $2 Billion

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everyone needs to pull out their book of adult fairy tales and pray that Elon Musk doesn’t become an intellect supremacist. Elon doesn’t give a damn about much outside of making the entire Earth and planets next to it... READ MORE

Johnny In Depp Doo Doo Again

May 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hunter S. Thompson may now also add prophet to his list of achievements as The Rum Diary was loosely based on Johnny Depp’s life.  Drugs, Amber Heard, and jail most likely being in his immediate future. He’s managed to... READ MORE

Fate Of Future Innovation In The Hands Of Amber Heard

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Failed relationships have the power to ruin people forever. Amber Heard wrecked Johnny Depp and now she’s after Elon Musk who also just happens to be humanity’s last hope. 


Harry Potter Franchise Defends Depp

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.


Feminists Posing as Potterheads Want Depp Banished

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp is poised to have a significant role in the upcoming sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them as feminists posing as Harry Potter fans are insisting he be sacked.



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