Audrina Patridge Has Nothing On Her Mind

May 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be dumb. I don’t mean like the ‘you’re an idiot!’ comments I often get. Or even my truly mediocre educational achievement level. I mean, really dumb. Like a puppy. Where... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge Has One Very Important Thing Going For Her

May 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Audrina Patridge has the mental processing power of bubble wrap, but she’s super good looking, which makes that first part irrelevant. Yes, attractive people always succeed and the world is unfair and blah blah blah. Suck it up, ugly... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge Bikinis in a Hula Hoop on a Beach by an Ocean

March 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two possible reasons for why Audrina Patridge is doing the hula hoop in a bikini on the beach. One, she is pretty dumb. That’s not really so much a reason as it is an explanation for an... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge is in a bikini too

May 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Reality TV star Audrina Patridge looked stunning in a orange bikini as she chilled out on the beach in Mexico today. Those are the photo agencies words, not mine. She’s an 8, at best, and if she was any... READ MORE

Audrina Patridges mom isnt that great

April 6, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

These bikini pictures of Audrina Patridge came out on Friday, then over the weekend people started to figure out Audrinas mom was in some of the pictures too, and now the internet is going all apeshit with dumb MILF... READ MORE

its bikini madness! now with Audrina Patridge!

April 1, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s been an amazing amount of bikini pictures this week, and now you can add Audrina Patridge on the beach yesterday in Santa Monica to the list. A few notes about these: – Her husky friend can do a... READ MORE

Monday morning headlines

March 8, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

CHRIS BROWN – took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I’m sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge in a bikini for Bongo

February 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Audrina Patridge is the new (ceiling-eyed) face of Bongo, something I assumed was a big honor until I saw, “only at KMart and Sears”. She still looks good of course, but do you know what else KMart and Sears... READ MORE

Tuesday afternoon headlines

August 31, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER – but they can put her in a dress with big ruffles, because Jennifer Grey will be a contestant on ‘Dancing With The Stars’, along with Brandy, Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, and Bristol... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge is in a bikini

August 13, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Audrina Patridge and her boyfriend are on Bora Bora, and though sometimes celebrities will secretly arrange exclusive pictures with photo agencies, this seems more like the paparazzi were just hanging out at the bottom of the ocean and got... READ MORE


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