Audrina Patridge hosted a pool party for her 25th birthday at Liquid in Vegas over the weekend, and they’re surprisingly boring considering they feature a girl with a hot body mostly naked. I seriously could have just right-clicked the... READ MORE

JOSLYN JAMES – is the porn star who thought she was in ‘Pretty Woman’ and she and Tiger Woods were gonna go to the polo match hand in hand. She “retired” from porn to hold press conferences to cry... READ MORE

SANDRA BULLOCK – has begun preparing her divorce papers, and thanks to a kickass pre-nup, Jesse James will walk away with nothing. Except for his awesome sleeve tats, that is. That guy is a real winner. (radar) CLASH OF... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge of the Hills is in FHM this month, and holy shit does she look fantastic. She somehow turned into Carol Alt from 1982 and with way better breasts. The good news is she’s in a bikini, but... READ MORE

HOOPER PENN – is the 16-year-old son of Sean Penn, and last week he was arrested at his prissy Malibu high school. At the time it wasn’t clear why, but now it’s been reveled that – brace yourself –... READ MORE

Combining Audrina Patridge and her huge breasts with a Halloween costume that was essentially see-thru sounds perfect, but somehow it didn’t work at all and was just kind of boring. She had to have other options. I’d like to... READ MORE

SHAUNA SAND – Put down your coffee and brace yourself, because here comes shocking news: Shauna Sand has decided to stop fighting the release of her sex tape, claiming a lawsuit could be “long and expensive”. Yeah, I got... READ MORE

JUDE LAW – will not see his newborn daughter until Christmas. He barely knew the mother of course, and she lives in Florida now, but Jude will be working in New York for the next few months. If only... READ MORE

Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested Thursday morning, suspected of robbing the homes of Lindsay Lohan last month and Audrina Patridge back in February. Lohan’s mother Dina tells PEOPLE, “Yes, we have found , God is good.” Lohan’s Hollywood Hills... READ MORE

Even though UHQ copies of Audrina Patridges Maxim cover are now available (ta-da), and Playmate Suzanne Stokes went to a club in Hollywood last night in a toddlers dress, this story still won’t be sexy because it’s actually about... READ MORE