The Kylie Jenner Promotional Program Seems Relatively Simple

December 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Wake up. Arrange your tits into some semblance of barely covered. Ask your driver where he's taking you that evening. Or don't. We all had relatively uncomplicated jobs at nineteen. When Kylie Jenner gets older they'll trust her with... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Making Moves

August 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera apparently got drunk and horny and went on Instagram and took a fairly tame topless selfie, or just decided to get into this game super late and boring. Aguilera’s selfie or possibly a screenshot lifted from Eyes Wide... READ MORE

Even More On Christina Aguilera Calling Mickey Mouse An Asshole

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera reportedly went to Disneyland with her friends to celebrate her birthday and fittingly threw a tantrum because these are all things adults shouldn’t do. Aguilera apparently wanted to take a photo with Mickey Mouse, but the convicted... READ MORE

Xtina Tells Mickey Mouse To Fuck Off And Shit Around The Web

December 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera melted down while on a visit to Disneyworld when a Mickey Mouse going on break refused to take pictures with her. She had a few unsavory words for Mickey. I mean, call him a high-pitched anal fister,... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Wants To Do Playboy

August 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera wants to pose naked in Playboy after she gives birth to her second child by whomever she’s banging these days. That sentence is akin to saying she wants to go drag racing after slamming down a power... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Naked Pregnant Mom Boobs

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Whenever people talk about Christina Aguilera, they always say she’s reinventing herself. I think that means she’s losing weight again after packing on a few. Or she’s decided to try sobriety in the noon hour. In this case, Christina’s... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Distancing Herself from R. Kelly

January 4, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea for a woman to launch a bawdy sexualized song with a known defiler of underaged girls. Lady Gaga probably didn’t give a shit until her new album tanked in sales simultaneous to the... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera’s New Song Is About How Great She Looks (VIDEO)

August 30, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not really into Christina Aguilera‘s music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, “Let There Be Love,” I muted it. I also don’t really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Got Smaller Through Moderation

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn’t need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when... READ MORE



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