Coco Makes A Great Party Host

September 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Coco Austin and Ice-T were the special guest hosts of the “Sunday School” party at the Hard Rock’s Body English Nightclub in Las Vegas, and it’s pretty great that the legendary gangster rapper and pimp can still make it out to support his wife. Of course, by support I mean that he’s there to follow […]

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Coco Let The Women Of ‘The Real’ Feel Up Her Giant Ass (VIDEO)

July 26, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Ice-T‘s wife, Coco Austin, was a guest on the daytime talk show The Real yesterday, and, as always, the topics of discussion ranged from nuclear physics and the origin of man to the existence of life beyond our universe and the role of religion in government. Fortunately, they also found the time to talk about […]

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Coco Rides an Indoor Surfboard (VIDEO)

July 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t imagine this particular exercise machine was designed for any reason other than to make women appear blatantly sexual. That leg spreader-closer machine thing was my previous favorite. Now, the surfboard rider. Yeah, Coco is a ginormous thing. Still, just watch…

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Coco Gives a Keg a Handy

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dressed in the standard issue Bavarian street whore dirndl, Coco heaved her mighty dildo against a ginormous keg at the new Hofbrauhaus in Vegas and officially declared the establishment ready to make fat people fatter. Anybody who’s been to Vegas in the past decade knows that the obesity rate runs about 92% along The Strip. […]

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Coco Confuses Me

April 5, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of Who Say but it’s apparently a thing and it’s run by Ice T’s wife Coco, and she posted this picture on it. I usually like to go for girls who are short, have brunette hair, a poor self esteem,and moderately sized breast. Which is the complete opposite of everything Coco Austin […]

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Coco’s Boobs Won’t Kill You

March 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ice-T won’t cap your ass anymore for looking at his woman. He now mostly just charges your two-bucks and asks you to tell five friends about the deal. You might call this sad, I call it convenient. Now you can check out Coco’s big tubes from her Vegas birthday party without fear of it being […]

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