Coco Knows How to Celebrate

February 11, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco celebrated word that she and her old man were getting a new talk show by flashing her tits to a frightened Asian couple on the freezing streets of New York. This is not entirely unlike how my Aunt... READ MORE

Coco Makes A Great Party Host

September 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Coco Austin and Ice-T were the special guest hosts of the “Sunday School” party at the Hard Rock’s Body English Nightclub in Las Vegas, and it’s pretty great that the legendary gangster rapper and pimp can still make it... READ MORE

Coco Let The Women Of ‘The Real’ Feel Up Her Giant Ass (VIDEO)

July 26, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Ice-T‘s wife, Coco Austin, was a guest on the daytime talk show The Real yesterday, and, as always, the topics of discussion ranged from nuclear physics and the origin of man to the existence of life beyond our universe... READ MORE

Coco Rides an Indoor Surfboard (VIDEO)

July 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t imagine this particular exercise machine was designed for any reason other than to make women appear blatantly sexual. That leg spreader-closer machine thing was my previous favorite. Now, the surfboard rider. Yeah, Coco is a ginormous thing.... READ MORE

Coco Gives a Keg a Handy

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dressed in the standard issue Bavarian street whore dirndl, Coco heaved her mighty dildo against a ginormous keg at the new Hofbrauhaus in Vegas and officially declared the establishment ready to make fat people fatter. Anybody who’s been to... READ MORE

Coco Confuses Me

April 5, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of Who Say but it’s apparently a thing and it’s run by Ice T’s wife Coco, and she posted this picture on it. I usually like to go for girls who are short, have brunette hair,... READ MORE

Coco’s Boobs Won’t Kill You

March 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ice-T won’t cap your ass anymore for looking at his woman. He now mostly just charges your two-bucks and asks you to tell five friends about the deal. You might call this sad, I call it convenient. Now you... READ MORE


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