Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

November 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Needs a Better Show

March 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen’s produced sitcom about a super hot blond lesbian chick making a baby with her supportive straight guy friend isn’t doing well with critics outside of those in Hollywood who fear for their working lives. You talk shit about... READ MORE

Lesbians Are the New Lesbians

January 21, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen Degeneres produced a TV show and picked the random category of lesbian as the subject matter. It’s Elisha Cuthbert as a hot stacked lesbian the way lesbians dream lesbians look but only really exist to be married to... READ MORE

Elisha Cuthbert Happy Endings Out in the Desert

March 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Elisha Cuthbert isn’t in your tug vault, then it’s time for a banking audit. So fucking hot. As she was back in 24 as the teen with the boobs that were always in trouble, to turning boys into... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

January 25, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

NO STRINGS ATTACHED – was the only new movie in theaters this week, and it made 20 million to win a very slow weekend box office. So finally we’ve discovered that people will watch an Ashton Kutcher movie, as... READ MORE

elisha cutbert is disapointing

May 11, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii this week, just like the last few times she’s been on Tyler. The difference being, this time she’s put on like five hundred pounds and looks like hell. Also she seems to be alone... READ MORE

ELISHA CUTHBERT IS “SLOPPY SECONDS”

December 3, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elisha Cuthbert is now on her third NHL boyfriend.  She currently dates Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf (that’s them in Hawaii last May), but before that she dated Dallas left-winger Sean Avery and then Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Mike Komisarek.  ... READ MORE

THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS

November 20, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Summer Glau would probably be the best-looking woman in the room on most occasions, but she learned a valuable lesson last night (as did Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Shahi, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini, Amber Valletta and every other woman on... READ MORE

THIS IS DISAPPOINTING

May 7, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elisha Cuthbert and dopey boyfriend Dion Phaneuf are still in Hawaii but these pictures from day 2 are more than a little disappointing.  She’s only 25 but her ass is a mess.  This of course means she will never... READ MORE

OKAY SO IT IS DION PHANEUF

May 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So according to 1800 emails from sexy readers, Dion Phaneuf is not playing hockey for Team Canada right now and so it probably is him in Hawaii with Elisha Cuthbert.  But the most awesome email came from a source who I... READ MORE