Hilary Duff Sides Against Incest

December 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The anatomy of the celebrity Twitter spat turned entertainment blog headline is now fairly established. Post personal pictures or information on social media, cherry pick out one or two offensive comments, return serve with an epic comeback, and await... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Trainer Fucking Paying Off

November 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point every Hollywood celebrity has to spend some amount of time fucking their personal trainer. Who cares about you more than the person helping you look Instagram body ready? READ MORE

Let the Halloween Costume Lamentations Begin

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is the best and worst of times for people obsessed with the cessation of all injured feelings in this world. The nature of Halloween costumes means there will be fingers to wag and judgements to be made through... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Is the Keymaster

July 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the days of traditional television media, there were the talent Haves and the Have-Nots. The Haves competed in the Battle of the Network Stars revealing their revolting body hair while the Have-Nots spoke of that show they used... READ MORE

Hilary Duff in A Bikini

February 5, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff just finalized her divorce from that dude who used to play hockey. She was never able to accept his drinking or or strip club visits or the way he spoke or the fact that he felt breakfast... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Sheer Top Cruising

January 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since her divorce, Hilary Duff has joined Tinder, lost twenty pounds and her bra. You can’t go outside these days without seeing her tits. All the women’s magazines are breathlessly covering her changing hair color just to avoid the... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Is On to Something

December 31, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Three years after becoming a mom, Hilary Duff is still griping about how celebrities are treated after the birth of their only child. All you want to do is spend a couple hours on Twitter while your Peruvian nanny... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Forced to Work Two Jobs in Obama’s America

November 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff explained to a panel of people that make an effort to hear Hilary Duff speak that she’s exhausted from being a ‘slashie’. There are a million potential definitions for that completely made up word, Duff’s was the... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Tits Seem Single Again

April 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are five stages of grief. Just three stages of being free of your former husband. Sadness. Hair dip. Tits. Hilary Duff kind of went through that fast. Your girlfriends are for cheering you up with white wine and... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Doing Well With Divorce

March 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is 2015. Women don’t need a man. But maybe you ought to think about keeping yours. Hilary Duff dumped her retired NHL husband because he wasn’t perfect, then took him back, then filed for divorce because he went... READ MORE



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