Political Cartoonist Jim Carrey Makes Mockery Of Cock-Eyed Woman

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you look close enough at a Jim Carrey painting you can see the strokes resemble that of a man who either has the early stages Parkinson’s or probably shouldn’t be painting professionally. Surprisingly, it’s not his 3rd grade... READ MORE

Olivia Munn, Jenny McCarthy, Hope Solo… We Score The Hollywood Sex Accusers Tales of Woe on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #110

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delved deep into the numerous alleged sexual harassment offenses of women in Hollywood, the H.W. teenaged Cop-a-Feeling, wonder how Kim Kardashian free passes her way into... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Dug Deep For Her Sex Victim Story

November 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy suddenly remembers that time Steven Seagal asked her to take off her clothes during an audition for "Unnamed Hot Chick" in Under Siege 2 in 1995.

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Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

November 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn’t disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Super Interesting

July 15, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy’s hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with the less accomplished Wahlberg brother. I heard... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

February 16, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you’re going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That’s the X on your treasure map of excitement. I’m not... READ MORE

Mickey Mouse Dead From Measles

January 23, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not a huge fan of children. They  talk too much and you can’t legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don’t now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn’t waste my falling star wishes... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest, Like Awesome in a Bottle

January 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy seemed like an odd choice for Dead Dick Clark’s rocking New Year’s Eve telecast. She’s smarmy and not particularly witty and used to spend New Year’s being passed around by men at parties. Basically she’s Ryan Seacrest. We didn’t... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

November 13, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Still Trying

October 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I give Jenny McCarthy an A for effort. She tried super hard to bring back polio and whooping cough, though she only succeeded among wealthy white moms who educate themselves through Facebook and Xanax. She took a stab at... READ MORE