Kris Jenner Screens Her Girls Dates for Celebrity Power

January 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to, which sounds pretty reputable to me since it contains the words Hollywood and Life, Kris Jenner screens dates for her two teen daughters to make sure the boys are bringing some serious publicity power to the... READ MORE

Okay, Who Leaked the Kardashian Christmas Party Photos?

December 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the Kardashians, it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife... READ MORE

Brody Jenner Thinks Half-Sister Kendall Is a Slutty Genius

December 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brody Jenner thinks that his high school dropout little half-sister Kendall will break One Direction singer Harry Style’s poor heart. Harry, the One Direction guy with the intentionally dumb hair that a billion pubescent girls around the world imagine... READ MORE

All Hell Broke Loose At Justin Bieber’s Movie Premiere

December 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Going Through A Deep Cleanse

December 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to Kris Jenner, who will do anything or say anything for cash or Lotto scratchers, she’s really been impressed with how her daughter Khloe has handled her pending divorce with such grace and strength. We’ve always known Khloe... READ MORE

Cheer Up, Harry Styles, You Just Had Sex With Kendall Jenner

December 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sure  there’s some natural remorse after nailing a Kardashian. That’s the cosmos confirming you’re going to die prematurely in some grisly manner. Still, if you’re Q score is high enough to bone eighteen year old Kendall Jenner on a... READ MORE

The Kardashians Released Their Christmas Card

December 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On last night’s episode of Kashing In With the Kardashians, Kris Jenner and her living, breathing ATMs showed off their brand new Christmas card, which shockingly reveals that this family loves taking all of your money. I’m told that... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Caught Dating Harry Styles On A School Night

November 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure whose publicist set this doozy up, but it worked. Fresh off he nipple baring coming out party, Kendall Jenner went out with boy band prancing Harry Styles to a popular West Hollywood restaurant packed with paparazzi. Kris... READ MORE

Today Kendall Jenner Becomes a Woman, Again

November 20, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Given that her mom put her on the pill at thirteen on television, and rich Saudi princes pay a premium for taboo scenes, I’m going to guess that Kendall Jenner became an official woman well before her eighteenth birthday... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Her Tits Hit The Town

November 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian took her newly 18-year old sister Kendall Jenner out for a little fun in New York City last night, and in case you were wondering if Kim feels threatened at all by the fact that Kendall is... READ MORE



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