A Kardashian’s tits are her semaphores to the world that she’s ready to receive man juice in her cloacal. Kourtney Kardashian feels the urgency to do whatever the fuck it is it says in her script for this coming... READ MORE

The Kardashian sisters stick together through their first three marriages and first five abortions. It’s liturgy repeated since their tween days deadlifting kettle-bells with their sphincter muscles in the family dojo. Seeing the fat injected sisters in tight white was like an... READ MORE

Sometimes you need to make numerous babies with an unemployed alcoholic before you can size up his boyfriend viability. Kourtney Kardashian had to know there was something wrong with Scott Disick the first time she realized he wasn’t black and his dick... READ MORE

Scott Disick abhors the hair around his Kardashian baby mama’s snatch patch. He helped shave Kourtney’s bush because pubes remind him too much of what can happen to the prettiest smallest boy in the high school locker room. Read all... READ MORE

On a recent episode of her family’s reality show, Kourtney Kardashian posed naked with a third generation succubus peaking its head out of her well travelled vagina. As ipecac on the nasty cake, Scott Disick shaved her bush while she... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardahian posed nude while pregnant for a magazine nobody reads because her body is beautiful according to herself. Getting out there with your ass freshly drizzled in KY is a clear ploy for attention. Covering yourself in shit... READ MORE

Kris Jenner spent the first twenty years of her marriage cuckolding her second husband and the last two bitching about his unwillingness to ponytail penetrate her vaginaplastied shrew twat. The thought of having sex with an older woman doesn’t... READ MORE

The little one and O.J.’s daughter are setting up shop in The Hamptons for the latest Kardashian spinoff series. Khloe and Kourtney Suck the Tip of Long Island will air at some point on E! after Chelsea Handler finds... READ MORE

This weekend I had the privilege to watch a butcher at an international market carve up pork uterus into easy home cooking portions. Now I can forever more say shit like, yeah, that’s horrible, but not as bad as... READ MORE

Last month, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were out for a stroll in Melrose, probably discussing how they’re only famous because their sister had really boring sex with Ray J, when they were the victims of a terrifying attack by... READ MORE