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You Misunderstood Madonna, This One’s on You

January 25, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's unlikely Madonna believes the bulk of her simpleton political rhetoric. Everything Madonna does is some offshoot of a mission statement to remain socially relevant to younger people who are less discerning in their musical tastes. READ MORE

Madonna Loses It At Women’s Rights March (VIDEO)

January 23, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There are probably a decent amount of men and women who voted for Trump to piss off annoying self-righteous assholes like Madonna. In fact, 40 percent of women who voted cast their ballot for Trump. Casting a ballot seems... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Praises Madonna

December 13, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Madonna won Woman of the Year at the Billboard Women In Music Awards. Not Female Artist of the Year. The greatest living woman. This is curious since she's obviously solidly below average on many levels. First of all, the... READ MORE

Madonna Handcuffed By Sean Penn For Charity

December 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Madonna's eleven year old son is from Malawi. Being the daughter of Madonna has got to be a step up, but just barely. The villagers back home never used to masturbate with a mustard bottle on the hammock. READ MORE

Madonna’s New Ass Seems a Tad Bulky (VIDEO)

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Malawi is a special place for Madonna. It's the impoverished African nation where she's purchased between three and seven of her adopted children. You can never get those shiny beads back.

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Rocco Ritchie Doesn’t Share Mom’s Affections

November 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was only a week ago that Madonna made her feelings clear in various celebrity magazines about her unconditional love and support for her teen son Rocco. This after Rocco fled to the U.K. to live with his by-comparison... READ MORE

Madonna Squeezing in Time to Have Her Son’s Back

November 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna issued a statement through People magazine that she loves her teen son and will stand by him through his upcoming drug trial. Not a trial so much as having to pay a fine for minor possession of marijuana READ MORE

Run, Don’t Walk, from Madonna Snatch

November 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Having Madonna imply on social media that she's fucking you hasn't been cool since twenty years before social media. You can't blame the old crone for non-stop self promotion into her carved up golden years. Still, you're going to... READ MORE

Madonna Offers to Swallow Hillary Voters (VIDEO)

October 20, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The amount of irony involved in Madonna stepping up to the microphone at an Amy Schumer comedy concert and offering blow jobs to audience members in exchange for voting for Hillary Clinton is difficult to count. But let's start... READ MORE

Madonna Voting Naked for Hillary

September 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton's campaign is pushing two fronts. Female celebrities getting naked to encourage voting and essays by apologetic men in HuffPo and similarly leaning publications about how people who dislike Hillary only do so because she's a woman. READ MORE

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