Lena Dunham Kills With ‘Penis’ Drop (VIDEO)

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham can't stop being an edgy provocateur. It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case. 

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Maria Shriver Touts Kris Jenner As a Role Model for Women (VIDEO)

January 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maria Shriver seems like a nice enough person who lives in one wicked epoxied socialite bubble. It’s that old money thing where you care desperately for the less fortunate primarily as an intellectual process. You miss a lot of... READ MORE

Maria Shriver Is Anti Miley Cyrus

December 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Maria Shriver reportedly disapproves of her potentially legitimate child Patrick Schwarzenegger dating Miley Cyrus because she’s best known for getting wasted and having midgets spread her ass cheeks for screaming teens and naughty Hungarian men who remember strip clubs under Communist... READ MORE

Maria Shriver Struck First

September 3, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Maria Shriver splayed the victim when it became public her husband had banged a mini-me into the frumpy house maid, but Maria was apparently cheating on Arnold as well. Shriver has just recently begun publicly dating Matthew Dowd, Arnold’s... READ MORE

Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Banging His Mom

April 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody is not handling his parents messy divorce so well. Patrick Schwarzenegger is nineteen, rich, and the male model scion of a famous family. He’s the toast of teen girls discovering their sexuality by way of Tiger Beat celebrity... READ MORE

Maria Shriver was (maybe) wearing her wedding ring

January 9, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Maria Shriver is always saying she loves kids, but then Arnold Schwarzenegger went and had one with the housekeeper and suddenly she changed her mind. Typical woman. But this weekend she was wearing a ring that is reportedly her... READ MORE

Thursday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

June 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – had lunch with his son Patrick today, and things seem to go fine. Which sucks because wouldn’t it be badass if he went all apeshit with some kind of Oedipus complex. The Kennedys are all nuts... READ MORE

Maria Shriver narc’d out Schwarzenegger

May 25, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Many people have been wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger was able to hide the existence of a son, the product of an affair with his housekeeper, for 13 years. Others have wondered how the secret managed to get out when... READ MORE

Arnold Schwarzenegger had two sons born the same week

May 19, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

As you may have noticed, something would have to have acid for blood in order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to not fuck it, and now the whores are coming out of the woodwork with the revelation that he had a... READ MORE

Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

May 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

SETH MACFARLANE – will reboot ‘the Flintstones’ as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment,... READ MORE