To credit Megan Fox, she was crazy in the head long before it became trendy in Hollywood. Her OCD and self-harming are self-admitted bits of her personality. As is the fact she's a bisexual who speaks in tongues at... READ MORE

Anna Ewers models Euro swimwear (DrunkenStepfather)

Former WWE Diva Cameron likes white dudes (TMZ)

Victoria Hervey braless in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie)

Rosie Danvers topless with pink hair (EgotasticAllStars)

Katya Henry looks thongtastic on Snapchat (Egotastic)

Megan Fox in naughty lingerie (Popoholic)

Fanny Krich picture moment (HollywoodTuna)

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Megan Fox seemed fully separated from her vertigo experiencing long-term unemployed former husband, Brian Austin Green. His mysterious illnesses limits his ability to work. Hanging out in the sweet digs his wife pays for remains on the medically approved... READ MORE

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing... READ MORE

Now that Megan Fox has come out of hiding, I am reminded of the fact that she’s got some of the best tits in Hollywood. Here she is showing off her lady mammaries to Jimmy Kimmel. I’ve missed you,... READ MORE

After eleven years of dating, five years of marriage and two little kids with that skinny dude from 90210, Megan Fox is cutting her husband loose. Nobody ever fully understood why a world class sexpot was hooked up with... READ MORE

Brian Austin Green became the last long term unemployed dad in America to join social media and start posting photos of his children on Instagram. Nobody would give a shit if Green hadn’t drawn the long straw and got... READ MORE

Megan Fox went on Conan and told him his spirit animal is a llama. Some show prep producer mocked up a convoluted astrological chart for Fox to stumble through so the audience could laugh while imagining fucking her. Megan... READ MORE

I’d always assumed Megan Fox’s crappy acting was directly related to her complete lack of acting talent. Fucking assumptions wing me again. Apparently, her dramatic performances are grade school level because she just doesn’t give a shit: “It’s so... READ MORE

I guess they’re still shooting scenes for the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Either that or Megan Fox is postpartum nuts and performing her April O’Neil shtick on the streets of Los Angeles hoping somebody steals her unattended babies. Michael... READ MORE