Emily Ratajkowski Midnight Express and Shit Around the Web

October 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Pierced model nipples, pornstars give back, and more!

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Minka Kelly Has 2 Years Left

September 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I’m giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was Sean Penn’s rebound hump after Charlize Theron’s drugs wore off and she snatched up her African […]

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Sean Penn New Pussy

July 1, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After losing his last inexplicably hot younger famous girlfriend, Sean Penn has moved on to thirty-five year old dubiously employed model and actress Minka Kelly, yet he still doesn’t have a holiday. Kelly is a fixture on the Beverly Hills charity circuit, which just so happens to be a good place to meet rich dudes. Beyond that […]

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Minka Kelly Is Getting Back Into Jeter Shape

February 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Derek Jeter finally retires from being forced to like Alex Rodriguez at the end of this baseball season, there will be a lot of questions surrounding his next move, including which girl he’s going to have a lot of sex with. That means it’s time for Minka Kelly to get back to the gym […]

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Minka Kelly Is Still Perfect

September 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know if Minka Kelly is a neo-Nazi or if she has horrendous IBS and shits her pants every six seconds or if she’s simply the worst human being on the face of the planet, but the fact that she isn’t a bigger actress than she is simply astounds me. Jessica Alba is one […]

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Minka Kelly. Has a sex tape.

July 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It seems like every celebrity sex tape always has at least one major problem. Either it’s a celebrity you never actually wanted to see have sex, or the footage shakes around like they’re being chased by the Cloverfield monster, or there’s some weird filter as if I’m hunting the girl in the dark like Predator. […]

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Minka Kelly knows how to wear a summer dress

April 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Minka Kelly was in Washington DC yesterday, and just in case her dress wasn’t cut low enough for you to see her tits, she was nice enough to walk right at the camera. Should I buy her some flowers now or something, because I feel like we’re pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend after this. (image […]

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Minka Kelly’s Dog is on a Leash. Good, Just Checking.

March 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that I found a way to legitimize gazing into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants, go ahead and gaze into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants. Brendon would have wanted it this way. (Image Source = Fame/Flynet)

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Minka Kelly might be dating Fez now

March 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The NY Daily News says that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderamma were seemingly together Saturday night at Beachers Madhouse in Hollywood, with a friend of his adding that the two are “getting to know each other”. Which doesn’t even sound ridiculous now that Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O are dating. Also Kate Upton is dating Michael […]

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Minka Kelly is perfect all the time

February 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Minka Kelly was out in Beverly Hills yesterday, and when you’re as pretty as she is the universe perfectly lights you and gently blows your hair so you look like a shampoo commercial all the time. And when you see her in real life, it’s in slow motion, everything around her is replaced by glittering […]

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