Miranda Kerr Bikini Goodness And Shit Around The Web

July 20, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Miranda Kerr angrily quit Victoria's Secret and people told her she'd never work again. Close. Don't bite the hand that feeds you when that hand runs the bulk of the sweatshops in Southeast Asia. READ MORE

Coachella Concedes

April 19, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It’s usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr Seems Like a Good Planner

March 14, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miranda Kerr has been dating the rich kid who invented Snapchat and became a shit ton richer. Evan Spiegel’s twenty-five and already plowed his way through a few models and a half-dozen first dates with Taylor Swift. Billionaires are... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr Seems Flexible

February 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miranda Kerr has that weird face that works if you’re a model because you’re instantly unique among the assembly line of similar looking female perfect faces. If she worked in IT at Verizon, she’d be called duck face behind... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr Plunging Dress Because Why Pay Ten Grand to Cover Your Tits

May 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cannes is that jackass dude with tons of cash who always has a hot girlfriend. The one you originally thought you’d like to murder in his sleep, but later decided it would be more fun to wake him first... READ MORE

MIranda Kerr Seems To Have Tits

October 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best thing about these inane Parisian fashion shows is seeing tons and tons of half-naked models. That and the fresh baguettes and the discounted admission fees to the French Museum of Epic Surrenders. Also the saucy river whores... READ MORE

Two Millionaires Got Into A Fist Fight Over Miranda Kerr (VIDEO)

May 14, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Australian media moguls David Gyngell and James Packer have been friends for most of their lives, and David was the best man at James’ wedding to Erica Baxter in 2007. But things got a little tense between the two... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr Looks Tanned and Rested

April 22, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I think somebody once called divorce a little death. But everybody seems to be pretty damn happy after divorce, as opposed to a funeral, where there are tears and suffering and loss. Though, in both cases, there is usually... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr Seems Happy

April 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I know many young women dream of marrying a devilishly handsome gay dude who rides a scooter. I’ve never been a woman, but I can only imagine the allure of a man with whom you can spend hours scarf... READ MORE



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