Paris Hilton’s Halloween duds, Mr. Skin’s nudity filled DVD releases, and more!

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Drew Carey’s hot girlfriend, Chanel Iman at the beach, and more!

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Pre-preggo Natalie Portman shows off her Queen Amidala bare ass in Planetarium. Her husband loved it, until she rolled over and he realized she was a girl.

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W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. READ MORE

Cannes started again. Nobody can seem to stop it. Cannes is the annual film event in the South of France where European people you don’t know but are quite certain you would hate mix with Americans you know you... READ MORE

Things I learned from the Hollywood Reporter’s gushing interview with Natalie Portman: she’s insufferable. Bruce Jenner inquiring if he could have the clit off the woman he killed in the Lexus came off as more humble. Portman has a ton of views... READ MORE

Natalie Portman’s favorite whine is how Star Wars ruined her life. It seems that after she gave a shitty stilted performance in those steaming turd prequels no one wanted to work with her. Now she can only cry into her... READ MORE

I don’t know why this story bothers me so much. I think it’s the sadness sweeping over me knowing that even successful Hollywood actors who could nail any woman end up married to a woman who vagina lashes all... READ MORE

Natalie Portman used to be the shit. The bomb. The little Jewish girl who could. I’m not sure what happened to her. She married a gay ballet dancer and they somehow produced a child and then she disappeared after... READ MORE

Natalie Portman is in Austin today filming a movie with director Terrence Malick, who everyone says is so great, but I thought of looking down her shirt and dressing her up as a slutty country girl way before he... READ MORE