Nicole Kidman Playing Ma Aquaman

February 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Frozen faced Nicole Kidman has been cast to play Aquaman's mother in the upcoming film about Jason Mamoa being wet and topless. Breathless female bloggers are already on top of the ageism and sexism involved in so much as... READ MORE

Actors Are Not People

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. READ MORE

Nicole Kidman Damaging Her Children

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nicole Kidman did a radio interview with two yentas who call themselves The Moms. You can be a mother or a father, but when your entire identity lies in the fact that you've reproduced, you're a loser. READ MORE

As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. READ MORE

Nicole Kidman Nippy In The Desert And Shit Around The Web

January 26, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nicole Kidman has made a shit ton of movies you’ve never heard of or seen but that feature her super big nipples in some state of excitement on camera. This is why white people win all the Oscars. Talk... READ MORE

Scientologists Really Really Angry

January 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A new documentary called Going Clear is being roundly applauded at the Sundance Film Festival which likely means it’s cloying and unwatchable. It spills a bunch of beans about Scientology like how they abuse children and subvert labor laws... READ MORE

China Eats American

October 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When it’s time to dial up Americana for your big Chinese golf tournament, your party invite plan immediately moves to Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Kenny G. That’s God, Captain America, and a fey alto sax player to make... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman Knocked Over By Paparazzi On A Bike

September 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Natural redhead Nicole Kidman is pressing charges against paparazzo Carl Wu after he knocked her on her Aussie ass during Fashion Week. The photographer was trying to take pictures when he lost control of his bike and crashed into... READ MORE

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE


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