Trista Mikail Soaking Wet and Crap Around the Web

May 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

To kick off your week we've for Jordy Murray nude pics, the future of Instagram models, and Ashley Tisdale topless teasing! READ MORE

Things That Are Random And Stupid: Chicago Comes Down With Selena Gomez Lupus

May 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well Selena, you crazy meth head ALLEGEDLY you. Ya did it. Selena Gomez’s lupus 2018 tour has officially convinced people that it’s not a fake disease celebs use to score prescription painkillers and cover up their tit jobs... READ MORE

Selena Gomez – Keep Me In The Lupus

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Selena Gomez is taking a risky approach to keeping eyes on her as younger and hotter starlets pop up. She faked lupus to cover her meth addiction ALLEGEDLY and then got fat from the kidney transplant and then... READ MORE

Blind Item: Alcoholic Drug Addict Hates Her Fans

April 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This Blind Item was already all but revealed because Selena Gomez was filmed a week ago buying wine at Target while definitely not strung out on meth. Definitely. But then again, maybe, just maybe, this could be describing our... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Slipping

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos. In case you haven’t been... READ MORE

Selena Gomez – Lupus Cute Name For Big Fake Tits

April 4, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Back in my day when celebrities needed to step out of the limelight for a stint in rehab or recovery after getting big new fake tits, they called it “celebrity exhaustion.” Now people are calling it “lupus.” Kids... READ MORE

Demi Rose Champagne Wishes and Crap Around the Web

April 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sophie Mudd's massive mams, Liv Tyler lingerie model, and more! READ MORE

Demi Rose Birthday Cleavage and Crap Around the Web

March 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Bare birthday babes, Bebe Rexha's booty, and more! READ MORE