Being a pop star is no easy task these days, as the majority of music’s biggest artists not only sing their hits to crowded arenas full of screaming fans, but they also dance while they do so. Just ask... READ MORE

Selena Gomez says that Drake’s anaconda don’t want none of her scrawny ass. Like a lot of people in the artificial world of celebrity, Selena is in love with Drake. But, Selena surmises from her deep life experience growing... READ MORE

Pop singer and former Justin Bieber penis pocket Selena Gomez was supposed to be playing two huge shows in Russia next Monday and Wednesday, but now it seems that her week has just opened up. Russian officials denied her... READ MORE

Despite perpetually looking like a trap set by Chris Hansen, Selena Gomez is old enough to drink now and she’s certainly old enough to start wearing more and more risqué outfits at her concerts. And while this white outfit... READ MORE

Teenage girl fans are fucking insane. I don’t just mean the Taylor Swift junior nazi squad terrorizing social media from behind their anonymous screens. I mean, real life, going cuckoo bat shit. I don’t remember trying to desperately touch... READ MORE

A lot of semi- to kind-of-sort-of-famous men and women showed up to last night’s MTV Video Music Awards wearing the dumbest fucking outfits that you’ll probably ever see in your lives, and that includes Miley Cyrus, who dressed like... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus tried to avoid detection from paparazzi by shielding her face with a designer handbag and a sweat shirt with her name printed on it in big bold letters. The photographers grumbled about Miley covering her face with... READ MORE

A lot of people don’t know that Adidas was founded by a member of the Nazi Party back in 1949, after he split from his brother over typical hate monger family bickering. While the Nazi-er Rudolph Dassler went on... READ MORE

Everybody was buzzing over the weekend because you could see up Selena Gomez’s skirt during her Boston concert. And, by everybody, I mean my oldest nephew who’s secretary-treasurer of his school’s A/V club and probably won’t get much higher.... READ MORE

I’m guessing it sucks when you’ve got a best friends with bigger boobs than you’ve got. Not that you have trouble getting guys even with your little girl body. But your friend, she’s got that woman’s body. And all... READ MORE