Serena Williams went on Facebook to humble brag that a thug stole her cellphone at a restaurant and she went mad dog through the establishment, took him down, and pummeled him into the cement. She posted an old picture of herself... READ MORE

Here’s a new pastime for nitwits. Cherry-pick a negative comment on Twitter, craft a response, then wait for the SEO title specialist at Yahoo or HuffPo or EW to label it once more, ‘The Perfect Comeback’.  How old do you have to be... READ MORE

If you’re looking for the definition of numb nuts reporting, look to journalists using selective Twitter posts in lieu of research. Every time Serena Williams wins another title, some social media trolls will inevitably drop banana eating gorilla n-bombs on Twitter... READ MORE

Serena Williams launched her own 5K charity run in Miami over the weekend. The event was considered a huge success even though nobody showed up except for the team of scientists the government pays to study Serena’s powerful haunches... READ MORE

Apparently, there’s a line of women’s underwear made specifically for the ladies who can squat six plates. When my J.J. Watt framed princess undresses for me, I want to see a little sexy bit of commercial construction Spanex and... READ MORE

I’m pretty sure Serena Williams won the U.S. Open. Not watching tennis is like losing ten pounds, it makes your dick an inch bigger. Serena can military press the combined weight of the next twenty ATP ranked players, so... READ MORE

Spotty Page Six evidence suggests Venus Williams is angry with Serena because she has been partying and has friends. They have not been seen together in weeks, neither has mentioned one another on social media, and Serena has regularly... READ MORE

I was cool pretending Serena Williams was merely the big-boned sister. Maybe even the unusually strong girl in the Romanian circus. But this power of Greyskull muscle mass is getting out of control. Serena’s rocking the Road Warrior pythons.... READ MORE

I think it’s great that competitive athletes can be friends off the court. Why can’t you share a laugh and a day at the beach with Serena Williams, before she annihilates you with her Richie Incognito level bench, squat,... READ MORE

I think it’s great that women feel body positive or whatever term is in vogue in 2014 for women without model frames to hang out mostly naked and drink fruity cocktails and bitch about that whore Nancy at work... READ MORE