Tyga Buys Kylie A Car And Shit Around The Web

August 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper Tyga, who is most famous for banging babies into semi-famous  girls, bought Kylie Jenner a $320,000 Ferrari convertible for her eighteenth birthday. It’s unclear how deep he will be into her ass before mom rushes in with news... READ MORE

Tyga’s Dick Getting Around

July 8, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The problem with dating underaged girls is that they just get so jealous. Also, fucking them is illegal. The former seems to be the bigger hurdle for Tyga. The rapper is now dealing with his high school aged old... READ MORE

Tyga Sings About Kardashian Pussy Crimes (AUDIO)

June 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The ministers of social media are outraged over Tyga posting a track to Soundcloud that mentions Kardashian pussy and how the D-list rapper sees himself being arrested over it in the near future. Nobody seems super bothered that Tyga’s raping Kylie... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner and Tyga Getting Hitched

June 12, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know what they say about kids who grow up in brothels with dads who want to be working the clients rather than just working the register. There’s nothing Kylie can do at this point that can’t be blamed on... READ MORE

Blac Chyna For Mother Of The Year And Shit Around The Web

May 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Blac Chyna is suing rapper and Kylie Jenner fucker Tyga for full custody of the bastard baby boy they had together. I don’t envy the judge on this case. “Do I give the kid to the douche with the... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Junior Detective

April 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner dumped her older rapper boyfriend Tyga because Blac Chyna posted photos of dirty texts her ex boyfriend had sent her recently. Also, because he just tattooed Kylie’s name on his arm as a big fuck you to karma. Kylie’s non-gay... READ MORE

Tyga Seems Short Sighted

April 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s where rappers face an uphill battle from lack of adult male role models. That last line of defense on really bad decisions. You bring up the idea of indelibly inking the name of the underaged chick you’re banging on your... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Pregnant Again

January 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to sources about as credible as the Kardashians themselves, Kylie Jenner is pregnant by her statutory raping rapper boyfriend. This is the third time reports have come out of the underaged daughter being knocked up. It’s not a... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner’s Rapper Boyfriend Does Her Right

November 19, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tyga canceled his music appearance at a West Hollywood nightclub because they refused to let his seventeen year old Kardashian girlfriend into the venue. Tyga’s has the fourth lamest fake rapper name ever, made a baby with Kim’s friend... READ MORE

Tyga and Kylie Jenner Statutory Date Raping

October 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If anyone knows how to tightrope walk around a statutory rape prosecution, it’s Kris Jenner. You don’t rise to pimp head of a multimillion dollar teen prostitution ring without picking up a little streetwise jurisprudence. Kylie Jenner is just... READ MORE



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