Scott Disick Already Tired of 19 Year Old

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 It’s hard to take anyone serious who looks like they’ve purchased one-ply toilet paper their entire lives but Blac Chyna’s ex-boyfriend has taken time out of his busy failing rap career to talk about Scott Disick’s alleged infidelity. Tyga... READ MORE

Zoe Saldana’s Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

May 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather)

Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ)

Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie)

Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars)

Ariana Grande works her little booty (HollywoodTuna)

Zoe Saldana and the Hottest... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Couldn’t Be a Better Girlfriend

November 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. READ MORE

King Cairo Is Super Fucked

October 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Giving a kid a majestic name is the standard setup for a gutter ball of a future. King Cairo, the boy child Tyga fucked into Blac Chyna because each misread the tea leaves on the other's financial prospects, now... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner and her broke-ass rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of fucking. READ MORE

Tyga Is Funny In A Sad Way

September 1, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyga's Ferrari was repossessed while he had it parked at a car dealership where he was looking at a Bentley. Don't share this information with your racist uncle, it will just encourage him. READ MORE

Tyga America’s Most Wanted

August 10, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyga is a real piece of shit. Exhibit A he's from LA and is wearing a Red Sox hat. READ MORE

Tyga Neglects His Tiger

August 3, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Aspiring pederast Tyga had his real life tiger seized by Fish and Wildlife a few years ago but for some reason they didn't throw his ass in jail. Turns out it's illegal to keep large endangered cats in your... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Fucking, But Not With Child

July 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

InTouch Weekly has reported Kylie Jenner as pregnant around seven times. Either they don't know where abortions come from or they're just making up shit to sell copies. This is precisely the kind of sexist horror Jennifer Aniston bemoaned... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Resume AIDS Exchange

June 30, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyga is done fucking his latest human trafficking victim and is reportedly back on with Kylie Jenner, who according to TMZ is was going to buy him a Bentley since his was recently repossessed. Apparently this Beverly Hillbillies charade... READ MORE