March 14, 2014 |
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Lady Gaga performed at the Doritos #BoldStage last night at SXSW in Austin, and the reason that it was so bold was less because of the radical hashtags and more because Lady Gaga had a random woman vomit on...
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March 14, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I’m not saying I’m an expert on women, but I’m also not saying I’m not. I’ve sat in lots of waiting rooms reading lots of women’s magazines. I know when a middle-aged woman is getting laid. With young women,...
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March 14, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
In a more hygienic society, we wouldn’t merely remind restaurant employees to lave sus manos and we’d burn anything that touched Kim Kardashian’s vagina. That would include wardrobe, as well as a large swath of the African-American celebrity and...
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March 14, 2014 |
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Chris Pine and his giant forehead were arrested in New Zealand for drunk driving. The arrest happened last week but the news that it was the fetal-looking Star Trek star broke today. It appears that Chris had a Maori...
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March 14, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Jen Selter is this Instagram famous model who everybody says has the perfect ass. I’m mot sure what the perfect ass is, but I’d like to think I’d know it when I felt it, right before the police were...
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March 14, 2014 |
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Keith Richards is adding children’s book author to the long list of things he probably shouldn’t do. The Rolling Stones guitarist and heroin enthusiast is set to pen a book based on his grandfather with the stupid title of...
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March 14, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I prefer to see Kristen Bell without Dax Shepherd. He makes me feel uncomfortable, like he’s with a woman too good for him and we all know it. I also don’t want a dude around when his wife is...
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March 13, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I just figured out where they buried Robert Kardashian after Kris wished him out of her way. Just look at that gargantuan ass beast in a Baby Huey sized adult diaper. You could fit several mid-sized Armenian corpses in...
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March 13, 2014 |
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Now that Lindsay Lohan has people buzzing about her again with the “random” “leak” of her celebrity fuck list and not because the trailer for her Oprah Winfrey docu-series makes her look like a spoiled asshole being enabled by...
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March 13, 2014 |
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Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa, a 34-year old model who is smart enough to surround herself with older, uglier women at all times, was on set for some random photo shoot yesterday, but knowing her willingness to go topless,...
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