Emmy Rossum explains how she prevents "penetration"

In real life it's easy for a girl to avoid "penetration". The most common ways are by claiming my hour is up or by snickering when I ask her out. But what if that girl is a really really hot actress, and she's naked, and she's filming one of her many graphic sex scenes... read more

Rihanna wants to do it with Colin Farrell

If you're a girl, currently alive, there's at least an 8 percent chance that Colin Farrell has had sex with you. Like Rihanna for example. He hasn't banged her yet, but she is a girl, on earth, so he probably will at some point. And soon, if Rihanna gets her way. The Sun... read more

afternoon headlines

KACEY JORDAN - is the porn star who won't stop talking about her time with Charlie Sheen, and now she even says she had an abortion last Thursday that could have been his. Or it could have been from a different celebrity the week before. She doesn't really sweat the... read more

Monica Bellucci slipped out of her dress

Monica Bellucci had some issues with her dress staying put while being interviewed with Robert De Niro during the 61st Italian Music Festival, mostly because the host practically humped her when she came on stage. She had bigger concerns than wether or not her nipples... read more

Olivia Munn and Matthew Morrison went out

Olivia Munn and Glee star Matthew Morrison went to Madison Square Garden yesterday to watch the Rangers and Flyers play, and he was probably hoping for more than a high five at the end, but to be fair, she did wear a flannel shirt. To a hockey game. It's not like she... read more

Monday morning headlines

UNKNOWN - won the weekend box office with $21.8 million, but the heavily hyped I Am Number Four only managed 3rd place with 19.2. So apparently you can be a brooding teenager with special powers and a forbidden love all you want, but if you're not a vampire, fuck off. (... read more

John Travolta is bald, elated

John Travolta celebrated his 57th birthday this weekend in Hawaii with Kelly Preston, and if I didn't know better I'd swear he had never seen a camera before and is staring at this one to try and figure out what it does. He looks completely befuddled. Or maybe they're... read more

afternoon headlines

STEVE JOBS - has fought a rare form of pancreatic cancer for 7 years, but now reportedly has just 6 weeks to live. It's not that there isn't a cure for pancreatic cancer, it's just that it's on youtube and he can't open the file. (the enquirer) ASHLEY SIMPSON - filed... read more

Justin Bieber was shot to death on CSI

Justin Bieber made his second appearance on CSI last night, playing, "a troubled teen whose brother was killed by the CSI." In the end, Justin goes looking for a fight, and just like it would in real life, he instantly ends up on his back covered in blood. The whole... read more

Miley Cryus is furious

A few days ago, GQ published an interview with Billy Ray Cyrus where he said that he's scared for his daughter Miley's future, and that he regrets ever letting her star on Hannah Montana. In his defense, I wouldn't have thought she could read either. But either she can... read more

Lindsay is officially back to being Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan spent about 11 weeks in rehab, and has been out for around 6, and even though she's already managed to get arrested for felony theft, it still didn't feel like she was back at 100 percent. Now we're good. X17 says... Lindsay went out to get her party on... read more

its the Britney Spears 'Hold It Against Me' video

After weeks of insufferable promotion and teases, Britney Spears finally released her video for Hold It Against Me last night (note: her record label is owned by Sony, in case that wasn't clear by the 300 times you see the Sony label on screen). It's not the greatest... read more