By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 7:42 PM
As previously mentioned, Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas. She’s such a hot girl and such a big star, it’s hard to believe she had to go through ‘American Idol’ to get discovered. It’s also hard to believe in dinosaurs or Italians. The liberal media is all dinosaur this and Italian that, but where’s the proof, you know what I mean.
(source = splash news online)
By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 6:22 PM
Perhaps pushed too far by today’s claims that her husband of 5 years was cheating with up to 9 different women, one of whom is a porn star, Elin Nordegren has left Tiger Woods and moved out of their Florida home. Radar Online says…
Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home.
Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don’t want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger’s cheating was revealed.
Elin Nordegren just became the worlds greatest potential girlfriend. She’s a gorgeous 29-year-old Swedish girl all set to collect hundreds of millions of dollars, and you could cheat on her with up to 8 different women, or 9 as long as one wasn’t a porn star, and you’d still be a better boyfriend than Tiger. Basically just don’t push her down the stairs and you’ll be a dream come true.
By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 6:18 PM
It was little more than a week ago that the National Enquirer broke the story that Tiger Woods was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel, but since then 4 other girls have been linked to Woods, and it’s starting to make Uchitel wonder if Tiger is really committed to their adulterous relationship. People magazine says…
“Rachel was mad at Tiger when she found out about the other girls and did not speak to him for three days.”
“She was going out with other guys while she was with Tiger. There wasn’t a huge loyalty with it (but) Rachel has strong feelings for Tiger. She was very into him – much more than other famous guys she was into. She started out for sport and then they clicked.”
The tabloid culture in this country is getting out of hand. Tiger should be able to sit down individually with his whores and answer for his mistakes, without the other whores and his wife invading his privacy. If he’s gonna be a good husband to Elin and a good boyfriend to Rachel, they need to call off their witch hunt. As he said in his statement, “the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate … sins should not require press releases.” Hint hint, Elin and Rachel.
By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 5:45 PM
The only sad part about Michael Jackson dying is that it came because of a drug overdose, and not because some boys father sealed him in a barrel and set him on fire. The New York Post says…
In a 1999 painting he commissioned, Michael Jackson strikes the same pose as Michelangelo’s statue of David with rippling abs, bulging pecs and smooth, marble-white skin — surrounded by a bevy of male cherubs.
“He thought it was great with a little ‘tongue-in-cheek’ flavor,” (said artist) David Nordahl.
You know you’re looking at something truly disturbing when a painting of naked boys romancing a pedophile can have elements that are even worse than the whole, but at the bottom one of the naked boys is presenting, another is exhausted and I’m too terrified to ask why, and all of the kids are angels. I think Jackson is fucking the recently dead in this picture.
By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 3:44 PM
The Tiger Woods sex scandal has been amazing for the sheer numbers so far if nothing else, but there hasn’t really been anything pornographic about it yet. Thankfully the Daily Mail stepped right up and took care of that.
Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain’s Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie – star of such recent adult films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2″ – is “not denying she bedded Tiger.” “She has no comment on the matter,” Sampson’s Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told the New York Daily News. If true, Sampson would be lucky No. 7 on the list of purported Woods’ bedmates
Oh yeah were up to 7 now (*). Number 6 is named Mindy.
he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton, in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town. She told London’s News of the World that he “wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”
At this point it’s hard not to notice that all these women are white. I don’t know what that means but I think it’s racist. Tiger seems boring as hell, so these girls must have had sex with him because he’s rich and they wanted money or because he’s black and they wanted to piss off their family. I don’t know if that’s true or not but it sounds like something white girls would do.
(*) WHORE TALLY UPDATE – Us magazine now says Tiger was having sex with “at least 9 women”
By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 11:46 AM
Elin Nordegrens divorce attorney can add two more names to the paperwork today, with the news that Tiger Woods was also sleeping with a club girl in Manhattan named Cori Rist and a lingerie model in Vegas named Jamie Jungers (pictured above, though not the one I would have chosen).
Tigers sex list now includes Cori, this new Jamie, the other Jamie, Rachel Uchitel, the white girl who sounds black, me, you, you again (fag), some kid who came by the house selling candles, the LA Sparks, a stuffed Garfield, and his wife (not confirmed).
By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 10:56 AM
Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and according to those she should be swimming in some cut off jeans held up with a rope belt and a t shirt that says “Whites Only” and then an arrow pointing toward her kitty. I bet these pictures will be a big scandal when her fans see them.
(source = splash news online)
By brendon December 04, 2009 @ 8:24 PM
Jaimee Grubbs is that girl who was sleeping with Tiger Woods. Not the Swedish one or the tan one or the one who sounds black but isn’t. The other one. The one who has almost certainly never been asked for naked pictures but who sends them out anyway.
Tiger Woods’ mistress Jaimee Grubbs emailed naked photos of herself to an ex-boyfriend, the man told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.
Two are taken in a bathroom, one showing her topless from the front, and the other taken with her back facing the camera. Another shot is taken in a different room and she is wearing boyshorts imprinted with the words, “wish you were here.”
I like to pretend we’ll be spared the fate of seeing these but that seems unlikely. At least she’s in good shape. It could be worse. It can’t be as bad as that topless picture Lindsay took of herself in the mirror (this). Lindsay is so GD ugly at this point whenever I open a new picture of her portraits on the wall around my house cover their eyes and my plants all die.
(picture source = pacific coast)