jesse james has left sex rehab

Jesse James was supposed to spend 45 days in sex rehab in a half-assed attempt to convince Sandra Bullock that he wanted to stop banging random whores. Now that he had been caught, that is. Now he wants to stop. Unfortunately for him, Sandra was unmoved by this hollow... read more

monday morning headlines

SANDRA BULLOCK - has begun preparing her divorce papers, and thanks to a kickass pre-nup, Jesse James will walk away with nothing. Except for his awesome sleeve tats, that is. That guy is a real winner. (radar) CLASH OF THE TITANS - made an astounding 64 million at the... read more

michelle hunziker won easter

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when your body is this perfect it doesn't matter what you wear... read more

happy easter from katy perry

Katy Perry spent Easter Sunday with bf Russel Brand in Los Feliz, wearing a bikini top and some bunny ears that pointed all the way to heaven praise His name. At least I hope this was for Easter. Either that or they just ruined someones funeral. (image source = fame... read more

last day to register

Sunday is the last day to vote for Tyler reader Nikki in College Humors 'Hottest College Girl in America' contest. So get off your ass and do it. I mean, seriously. Just look at her. See that guy in the blue shirt? Nikki is so hot, when he saw her ass, he literally died.... read more

happy easter from kate gosselin

Little kids love Easter because they get tons of candy and go on big scavenger hunts and run around like maniacs. It's a great day to be a kid. Unless you're mom is Kate Gosselin, who is a mean bitch that will yell at you all day. Literally no one on earth is less... read more

friday afternoon headlines

JESSE JAMES - is hoping time in rehab and some privacy will save his marriage. He also thinks maybe some aspirin will bring Brittany Murphy back to life. (the ap) DINA LOHAN - says the report that Lindsay was behind on her rent is a complete lie and Lindsay is doing... read more

kim kardashian is still in miami

Half of these Kim Kardashian pictures were taken yesterday in Miami while Kim was at work. The other half were taken yesterday in Miami while Kim relaxed after a hard day at work. Good luck trying to figure out which ones are which. (source = splash news online) [gallery... read more

down goes lindsay

Of course when I said, "who wants look at Lindsay any more than they have to", I forgot the footage of her falling down last night. Everyone can enjoy something like that. Especially this one. It's not an innocent stumble. It's like a Home Alone movie. She hits the... read more

lindsay lohan has no money

And yes, obviously that picture isn't Lindsay Lohan. It's Scarlett Johansson, in a new poster for 'Iron Man 2'. And it's there because who the hell wants to look at Lindsay any more than they have to. Not me, in case you couldn't tell. We've learned Lindsay was two... read more

its hayden and her boyfriend

"Hi Mr, Panettiere. I'm heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko. I'm gonna split your daughter in half one day." Yeah so Hayden and her boyfriend had breakfast at Le Pain in West Hollywood today. It looks like she should be riding on his back like Yoda. They don't... read more

lindsay fell down again

You know the phrase "falling down drunk"? Well that came about because drunk people fall down a lot. In other news, Lindsay Lohan was out again last night and for the third time in two weeks, fell on her ass as she left a party. Apparently she can only remain upright for... read more