Lindsay is still doing rehab Lindsay-style

By brendon November 05, 2010 @ 4:42 PM

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Lindsay Lohan still has 60 days left in rehab, but that doesn’t mean she’ll be spending 60 days inside of rehab apparently. People says…

Lohan, 24, strolled into a local Palm Desert, Calif., mall on Wednesday … headed into Forever 21 and bought about $250 worth of loungewear.
“She picked out everything on her own,” the source says. “She seemed happy and was courteous. She was dressed casual and looked fine.”

And Radar adds…

(A source says Lohan) “looks really, really good” and “She goes to the Starbucks next door all the time.”

Well la di da your highness. I feel bad that the rehab doesn’t have a Starbucks for you. If there’s one thing I know about rehab, it’s that it’s not about breaking old habits, so this is definitely a good sign. Maybe next time at the mall Lindsay could approach a young looking rich guy, say, “hey man, wanna party?”, and then make the blowjob sign with her hand and her tongue against the inside of her cheek.

Henifaa Yopez wont let her songs be sung on Idol

By brendon November 05, 2010 @ 3:15 PM

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Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so needless to say that’s exactly how she’s acting at her new job as a judge on American Idol. Specifically, by telling contestants what songs they’re allowed to sing. Celebuzz says…

After hearing a few contestants mimic some of the 41-year-old singer’s No. 1 hits, J-Lo is warning them not to sing her songs if they want to make it to the next round.
“It was cute, super entertaining and flattering, but no,” she said to reporters Nov. 4 in Los Angeles. 

Of course. Is there any doubt that these people would sing her songs better than she did, and since the show is all about her now, she can’t have anyone out shine her. First it’s no JLo songs, then no dance songs, then no Puerto Rican girls, then no singing and no dancing. The show will determine what white male can sit quietly the longest.

Tyler has sexy readers (time to vote)

By brendon November 05, 2010 @ 11:03 AM

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I was gonna wait until the end of November for the first vote in the updated sexy reader contest (details here), but life is full of unexpected twists and turns, and idle hands are the devils workshop, so here we are.

This time it’s Rebecca (pics start here), Kate (here), a girl in a Princess Leia slave costume (here) and Nikki, the girl in the banner picture (here). Who, by the way, is a fourth grade teacher in Miami. There’s lucky and then there’s lucky and then there’s those little bastards.

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Jessica Alba has naked cell phone pictures

By brendon November 05, 2010 @ 9:11 AM

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It’s no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I’m posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing off her naked boobs and ass. Why am I doing this? How did I get these? Does it mean I’m the father of Jessicas baby? Well look, I’m not gonna say I am, I’m not gonna say I’m not, but I mean, hey, think about it. The pictures speak for themselves.

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It’s Kim Kardashians first song (UPDATE)

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 7:09 PM

Just a few days ago Kim Kardashian told everyone she was in the studio working on her first record, and now the first single has been leaked online. It would have taken longer but the song is a complete piece of shit, and so it didn’t take a whole lot of time to make. It starts ok (it sounds like robots are fighting) and her voice is okay, but then I started batting a ball of paper back and forth like a kitten so obviously I got pretty bored after that.

DECEPTIVE UPDATE – Kim went on her website and said this isn’t her. “I have never met this guy or worked with this guy, and that is NOT my voice on this song.” See. Told you she said that. I wouldn’t lie to you, bro.

Jordana Brewster is in Rio

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 7:03 PM

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For the second day in a row, there are bikini pictures from a beach in Rio, and for the second day in a row the good ones are a blurry mess. And this time it’s a problem because I actually want to see them. COULD SOMEONE IN RIO PLEASE BUY A FUCKING CAMERA! Take what you were gonna spend on your Virgin Mary back tattoo and buy a good camera. Then go the beach and wait for famous girls in bikinis. You’ll be rich, I swear.

Hulk Hogan is easily relaxed

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 2:53 PM

You may be thinking of skipping this video, but in the end Hulk Hogan takes his cock out in front of his daughter, so why on earth would you want to.

Halle Berry looks different

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 12:49 PM

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Halle Berry was seen yesterday in heavy prosthetics on her face and chest while filming scenes for ‘Truth or Dare’, which, thankfully, is a comedy.

WARNING: the comments section is about to set race relations back 50 years. And honestly it’s hard to blame them. Is she about to boil Bugs Bunny in a pot? WTF is this?