Britney Spears says her songwriting skill may have played a part in getting pregnant the first time with idiot wigger husband Kevin Federline.

“I wrote this song ['Someday'] at my piano, at my house. I wrote it two weeks before I found out that I was pregnant, so it was really kind of weird, because the song’s about having a baby … It’s kind of like a prophecy. Everyone in general should voice their wishes more, because I think the more you throw it out to the universe, if you’re in the right space and place in your life, it’s weird how the universe gives it back to you.”

I must also be a powerful psychic, because the Universe told me that unprotected sex with idiot posers too stoned to pull out rarely leads to pregnancy. Almost never. It’s damn near a miracle when it happens like that. I think there was one case in the Bible. It was Sarah and now Britney. How do I know? THE STARS HAVE FORTOLD IT! But don’t thank me my friends, the prophecy doesn’t come from me, it comes through me.



Source = MSNBC. And thanks for the link to Christopher, who works for the government when not reading about Britney Spears. Scared yet?


‘Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston has vowed to never work on a television show again because she found the work “grueling” and demeaning. Aniston says:

“Episodic television is grueling and it was years and years of the same thing. I really don’t think (I’d ever go back to television), and not just because I’m above it, but because I really don’t think I could ever top that experience.”

An average sitcom is 22 minutes long, and ‘Friends’ was an ensemble, but let’s pretend Aniston was in half the scenes. So, 11 minutes a week. 11 minutes. A week. And she made $1 million an episode at the end. For 11 minutes of reading words someone else wrote for her. Other than that, her job entailed sitting in her fabulous dressing room and having her hair done. But she wouldn’t be caught dead going back to that life because it was “grueling” and now she’s “above it”. I only mention this so all you lazy fireman and soldiers will have some perspective, since you only do those jobs because they’re so much fun. Other people, the real heros like Jennifer Aniston, have jobs that are noble and demanding. You should really be ashamed of yourselves.



Source = Contatct Music

Although struggling to meet box office expectations, ‘Mission Impossible 3′ was number 1 for the second straight week, mostly because its competition was even more disappointing. ‘MI3′ dropped 49 percent from last week but held on to the top spot with 24.5 million in ticket sales. The $160 million disaster film ‘Poseidon’ opened at number 2 after making just 20.3 million. Lindsay Lohans ‘Just My Luck’ opened at number 4 with 5.5 million, her worst opening yet. ‘Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen’ was her previous lowest opening and it made almost twice as much with 9.4 million. But the real stunner was ‘Poseidon’. It will almost certainly end up being profitable, but not nearly to the degree Hollywood was expecting. A studio spokesman said:

“It’s too early to assess the financial viability of the movie at this moment. I think cruising is an international activity, and [director] Wolfgang Petersen has had great success overseas. His last movie, Troy, did $133 million domestic and $364 million international. We’re going to wait it out.”

It really is a stunner that ‘Poseidon’ didn’t make a ton of money. Their ads even made sure to show a long clip of a little kid and his mom drowning. What more do people want? Look, if there was a way to drown happiness and sunbeams, I’m sure the studio would have shown it, but those are really just concepts.



Source = Box Office Mojo

If Lindsay Lohan wants to quiet the rumors that she’s back on drugs, she might wanna occasionally change clothes. And comb her hair. And brush her teeth. Shes been wearing this same basic thing for at least a week now. And she should try to keep her clothes on in back alleys. And not wear dresses that look like she just kicked her feet through a pillowcase. And for gods sake, she needs to eat something. Having sex with her at this point would be like having sex with a woodpile.



Actually Fergies sister isn’t that hot. She could use a nose job herself, but she does have a giant rack, and at least she looks like a human being. Fergie has gone so insane with the tanning and plastic surgery, her features now have all the subtlety of a damn totem pole.



An online poll from Star Magazine names Lindsay Lohan as the overwhelmingly most hated person in Hollywood, beating out Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton by almost 17 percent. The poll so far is dominated by those top three, with Star Jones being the only other name to garner anything but bored indifference.

There is simply no way Lindsay Lohan is more hateable than Kevin or Paris. You could argue that at least Lindsay does something. She is in movies and they do make money and ‘Mean Girls’ was actually pretty good. The other two morons are completely pointless. They could run into a burning house to rescue a puppy who grants wishes and I would still throw a rock at their head when they crossed the front porch.



Source = Star

Even though Vegas had him as the favorite, Chris Daughtry was voted off ‘American Idol’ Wednesday night, but good news quickly followed bad, and yesterday the group Fuel offered Daughtry the job as their new lead singer. Just about a month ago, Daughtry’s rendition of Fuel’s ‘Hemorrhage’ began his climb to become the overall Idol favorite. The band saw Chris’ performance and decided he would be a good fit once he was done with the show. Bass player Jeff Abercrombie said:

“Chris, if you are watching, we’ve talked about this before, and if you want to entertain it again we’ll take it and go.”

Chris totally should join Fuel. Then he should ride his razor scooter, ask out Darva Conger and say “Wassssuuuppp”, to make sure he’s truly on the wave of everything that was hot 6 years ago.



Source = Extra


Despite all evidence to the contrary, Ashlee Simpson is still not admitting that she had plastic surgery on her nose last week. When asked about the rumors during a phone interview with the AP yesterday, Simpson laughed it off. Yahoo says:

“(Ashlee said) ‘Everybody’s already saying it, so I just don’t talk about it. I’m like, OK, whatever. It doesn’t bother me.’ But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn’t confirm or deny it, but just giggled more. ‘Maybe