Demi Moore met with a divorce attorney

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 2:21 AM

Demi Moore reportedly met with a divorce attorney on Friday after weeks of rumors claiming that Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on her. After having a three way with some hot 23-year-old strangers in a hot tub in Vegas, he’ll be hard pressed to save his marriage to his 48-year-old wife. What devastating news. Someone should take away his belt and shoelaces.


Paul McCartney got married

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:50 AM


Paul McCartney, 69, married American Nancy Shevell, 51, in a small civil ceremony in the fancy but goofy sounding London suburb of Marleybone. That’s the same place he married his beloved first wife Linda by the way (who died of breast cancer in 1998), which isn’t at all weird sounding. “You mostly love me though, right?”, Nancy later asked him.

(story = daily mail, image source = getty)

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:45 AM

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight according to this story I only read the headline to because I refuse to accept this montone doofus as some sort of actor I’m supposed to care about. From what I could tell by glancing at the pictures though he wasn’t in the fight at all and was just near the fight and it was dumb and nothing happened. That would also be an accurate description of ‘GI Joe’.


‘Real Steel’ won the weekend box office

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:40 AM

‘Real Steel’ was the number 1 movie at the box office this weekend, grossing a fairly weak $27.3 million. ‘Ides of March’ was second with $10.4 million, ‘Dolphin Tale’ was third with $9.1M, ‘Moneyball’ fourth with $7.5M, and ‘50/50’ was fifth with $5.5 million. I didn’t see any of those by the way so don’t tell me how ‘Real Steel’ ends. I bet it’s surprising!


Jennifer Garner is adorable

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 6:00 PM


Jennifer Garner visited her daughters school in Santa Monica today, and despite the fact that she’s an instantly recognizable actress who is married to a very famous actor, when they gave her a sticker to wear as a name tag, she actually wore it (it says “Jennifer Affleck” if you cant tell).

And yes I realize that’s completely normal behavior and that’s the point. In Hollywood that’s astounding. Do you really think someone like Jennifer Aniston would do this? She’d rather die. Unless you wrote Jennifer Pitt on it, in which case she’d put it on immediately and then curl up on the floor and cry. Hahaha! We should do that! I hate that bitch!

(image source = fame)

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are dating

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 4:46 PM


Being famous must be great because just last week Blake Lively was dating Leonardo Dicaprio, but then they broke up, and around 5 minutes later he was already dating some Australian model and she’s apparently dating Ryan Reynolds. E! says

the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston.
The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi restaurant.
Well, guess who were very lovey-dovey on Monday while waiting for a train at Boston’s Back Bay station.
You got it: Reynolds and Lively.

I like how E! wrote that as if I was really supposed to guess who was very lovey dovey at the train station. I assumed it was rhetorical but apparently not. They actually gave you the answer in case you got it wrong. The typical E! viwewer must be dumber than fucking dirt.

Britney Spears is easily influenced

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 3:53 PM


Britney Spears performed in Paris last night, and during the show she damn near got a little too French and let her tits out during the show. Someone should give Kate Upton a recording contract and send her to Paris immediately.

(image source = splash)

Demi Moore cant forgive Ashton Kutcher

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 11:44 AM


Even though Ashton Kutcher has now apologized for banging some random girls in a hot tub in Vegas on their wedding anniversary, his wife Demi Moore is STILL making a big deal out of it and refuses to forgive him. Typical woman! He’s popular, why can’t she just be happy for him?

A stressed-out Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher for cheating on her withSara Leal and the marriage is over despite a last-ditch attempt at counseling.
“They’ve been in counseling,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They separated about six weeks ago. Both went to Kaballah counseling hoping to save the marriage. But it’s over now.”

Oh, the Kaballah counseling didn’t work? I’m stunned beyond belief. Has he been wearing his sorcerers string? And it still didn’t work? Maybe he needed even more magic, like a bewitched snap bracelet or a hexed pair of shoes.