CLOONEY MAY HAVE LOST HIS MIND

I downloaded these because I was hoping Clooney would look ridiculous playing basketball on the set of "Men Who Stare At Goats", but the fact is he doesn’t look too bad. Not good mind you, but not the spaz I was hoping for either. "Goats" is about psychic research in the... read more

THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS

Summer Glau would probably be the best-looking woman in the room on most occasions, but she learned a valuable lesson last night (as did Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Shahi, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini, Amber Valletta and every other woman on earth): Don’t go anywhere where... read more

JERRY SEINFELD MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

Remember Shoshanna Lonstein? There’s no reason you should but if you do you know she became famous in 1993 when she started dating Jerry Seinfeld. Which was a big deal at the time because she was 17 and he was 38. They stayed together for four years and after that he... read more

THIS CHIPMUNK IS ANNOYING

Miley Cyrus was on the Ellen DeGenneres show yesterday, and when Ellen brought up the topic of Mileys 20-year-old boyfriend, Miley spazzed out and broke into a giggling fit. She should be a spy or something. There’s just no cracking that veneer. Torture her all you want,... read more

DAVID BECKHAM HAS TOUGH CHOICES

While David Beckham sat courtside at a Lakers game last night chatting up some mystery brunette, his wife Victoria was having dinner at Beso and the Daily Mail was looking at these pictures and deciding she has become dangerously skinny again. The frock hugged her... read more

JACKMAN IS OFFICIALLY THE SEXIEST

People magazine announced their Sexiest Man Alive for 2008 today, and I’m willing to bet few women or gay guys will argue with their choice. Hugh Jackman, with his lean muscled frame and dreamy bedroom stare, his savage stubble and sexy unkempt ... his ... umm ... whoa,... read more

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THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE

After having worked with the likes of Usher, Gwen Stefani, Madonna and Mariah Carey, it seemed only natural for Atlanta based producer Dallas Austin to craft the career of Kim Zolciak, the break out star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Everyone who has received the... read more

I WAS HOPING FOR MORE

Damn well this was disappointing. Over the weekend of course PETA hit Lindsay Lohan with a bag of flour, in retaliation for some insane nonsense PETA felt wronged by that no one can follow or understand. But no one had any decent pictures (ET had this one) and every time... read more

MEG RYANS STILL GOT IT

A lot of people think that, just because you’re 50 and your tits sag down to you waist, you should wear a bra, or own a bra, of have heard of a bra. But not Meg Ryan. No, she rejects that theory out of hand. "That’s just an old wives tale", Meg would probably say. ... read more

AUBREY NEEDS TO KNOCK IT OFF

I actually think Aubrey O Day is hot, so I’m more than happy to carry on and yell about her hot body, but this bitch has to meet me half way. She can't go to the beach wrapped up like Truman Capote. I can’t do all the heavy lifting here. She looks more like Mrs. Roper or... read more

BRITNEY: NEW LIFE IS LIKE JAIL

Everything seems to be going great for Britney Spears these days, as she and her managers put the finishing touches on a remarkable comeback after her career was seemingly lost for good. But clearly all is not well, and Britney even broke down in tears during a remarkably... read more

THERES CONTROVERSY AFOOT

There’s a boring major controversy today following the leak of the Britney Spears album, "Circus". Namely, some are saying Britneys song 'If You See Amy" is alarmingly similar to the song "Trash Me" by Jessie Malakouti, which was recorded sometime around March of 2008.... read more

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