JWoww is a bikini genius

By brendon December 22, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

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Someone let JWoww design her own line of swimwear, and, as literally everyone who has ever heard of JWoww would have guessed, the result was animal prints on a bikini even sluttier than regular bikinis.

Her line uses a unique fabrication that lets women remove their bikini straps without the rest of the top falling off, thanks to a revolutionary silicon-based adhesive activated by body temperature.

There can’t be that many girls who will be impressed to know a bikini is JWoww approved, and it’s probably the same amount who would trust a bikini top thats held up by optimism. So it’s kind of hard to see what it is JWoww brings to the table on this.

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even Miley Cyrus fans don’t like Miley Cyrus

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 6:53 PM

Miley Cyrus was stopped in Costa Rica by some of her fans asking for autographs and pictures, and even though she was clearly on her way to board a waiting helicopter, Miley stopped for a moment to oblige them. And then when she explained that she had to leave they called her an asshole anyway. To which she replied, “what the fuck? Are you for real?” Which is odd because she is an asshole. Seems unfair to blame her fans for that.

Bill Murray shredded the ‘Ghostbusters 3′ script

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 5:04 PM

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Dan Akroyd still wants to ruin ‘Ghostbusters’ the same way he did ‘Blues Brothers’ (except with 4 annoying young apprentices instead of 1), so he and Harold Ramis sent the latest version of their ‘Ghostbusters 3′ script to Bill Murray.

Who put it in a shredder and sent it back with a note saying, “No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts.”

The source for this is the Enquirer, so it may or may not be true, but Murray has already said he’s not interested. He must have a good reason. They could turn ‘Two Girls, One Cup’ into a flip book then write ‘Ghostbusters 3′ on the cover and even that would be a better script than ‘Garfield’ or ‘Charlies Angels’.

(image source of murray with ghostbuster fans = no idea. of murray in full ghostbuster gear at the 2010 scream awards = getty)

Lindsay Lohan is a very popular actress

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 3:25 PM

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Normally Lindsay Lohan holds a press conference when it’s time to pretend like anyone wants to hire her as an actress, but now she can’t even do that, so when she got off a plane at JFK yesterday, she just propped up a script (held together by a paper clip and conveniently named “untitled” and written by “entertainment”) on her Louis Vuitton luggage (which is also probably fake judging by the way it’s wearing).

And just in case this was still too subtle, then she covered her face with it, the title page of course facing out.

Then after that she said, “ring-ring” out of the corner of her mouth and took out her phone. “Oh hi, MARTIN SCORSESE. Yes I did get the totally real script that you want me to star in. The one with GEORGE CLOONEY and PAUL NEWMAN!”

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Leilani Dowding is festive

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 2:37 PM

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British Model and VH1 reality star Leilani Dowding made spirits bright by posing in a little bikini and Santa hat on Miami beach yesterday. And then, presumably because it can get really hot in Miami, she took her top off (*). She did the right thing. The US has almost a thousand heat-related deaths every year, yet girls still roll the dice and keep their top on. It’s a recipe for disaster!

UPDATE: i just noticed the pictures have been re-sizing wrong since yesterday and weren’t going full size. they should be fixed now.

(*) direct links to the NSFW pictures here and here and here and here and here and here. image source = pacific coast

Ashley Tisdale went to the gym

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

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Ashley Tisdale went to a gym in West Hollywood yesterday, and may have become the new Brooke Hogan in the process because the pictures get a lot better when you can only see her body (just like with Brooke). If for no other reason than you won’t be distracted by her weird little nose, which looks like it’s always being pinched shut by an invisible clothes pin or something.

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the Kardashians use slave labor and sweatshops

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 12:51 PM

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A human rights organization called China Labor Watch says the Kardashinas use what is essentially slave labor in rural Chinese factories to produce their clothing line. But what choice did they have? Private jets aren’t free, you know.

The sweatshop workers live in squalid factory-run dormitories filled with the stench of sewage while toiling up to 84 hours during 7-day work weeks to produce some of the goods that helped (the Kardashians) make $65 million last year.
…the impoverished workers earn just $1 an hour, slaving away in factories “like minimum-security prisons.”
The region is a “scary place,” where the peak summer season is “brutal,” with temperatures inside non-air-conditioned factories soaring to over 100?F.
Workers in the region can come out with as little as $15 a month once rent and food debts have been paid to their bosses.
“You can’t talk during working hours. You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”

Well I’d still rather live like that than have sex with Khloe. And that’s not my opinion, that’s a quote from Lamar Odom.

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its the annual Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures

By brendon December 20, 2011 @ 6:08 PM

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December is an underrated time of year for bikini pictures because that’s when a lot of rich people go on hedonistic vacations. Like Stephanie Seymour, who is in St. Barts (as she was last year). Seeing models in bikinis is becoming one of the better Christmas traditions. Unless you’re real religious, in which case it probably ranks pretty low.

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