reese is pregnant and/or tubby

Reese Witherspoon was shopping in Santa Monica yesterday and new reports say that “rumors of a baby are starting to swirl.” And here’s all the proof you need, a close-up of her guilt-proving un-six packed stomach. Here’s proof that TRex’s could fly and the Dinosaur King... read more

katherine heigl was just kidding

Katherine Heigl has been a menace on the set of “Greys Anatomy” for about a year because she wants to leave the show that made her famous and become a movie star, like Clooney did with “ER”, and Bruce Willis with “Moonlighting”. You may have noticed there’s like a 15-year... read more

saturday headlines

BRUCE WILLIS – officially married Emma Heming yesterday in a private civil ceremony in Beverly Hills. Their Caribbean wedding last weekend is not recognized in the US. Also not recognized in the US: Page 3 superstar Eve Wyrwal. (NSFW Eve update, source = us magazine)... read more

this looks shopped

Lindsay Lohans line of spray-on tan products should be a big success, because you can’t walk ten feet without hearing someone say, “I want smooth golden skin, like Lindsay Lohan.” They took some promotional pictures for the launch, and they all must have sucked because... read more

damn you kim kardashian

Nothing would make me happier than to hate Kim Kardashian, and generally that works out nicely, but then there’s nights like last night, when she wears a low cut top and push up bra, and we fall in love all over again. Normally I have to mash my face against the monitor... read more

afternoon headlines

T.I. – sentenced today to 366 days in jail for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers by a convicted felon. It's part of a plea deal that includes 1,500 hours of community service and a $100,000 fine, but also makes him eligible for early release. Then his... read more

merry christmas, everybody!

Britneys “Circus” tour hit DC last night (March 26th), and during “Do Somethin” she spread some holiday cheer and yelled “Merry Christmas!” to the crowd. It’s toward the end of the clip, around the 50-second mark. So if you’re her Secret Santa this month, I think a good... read more

do big stars really twitter?

Polonious said “brevity is the soul of wit” in Hamlet, and I don’t know what the fuck that means because quite frankly I can barely even read, but I think it might be relevant to twitter. Because on there you’re forced to make every update no more than one or two... read more

todays top story: tiny shorts

Megan Fox worked some awesomely short shorts yesterday in West Hollywood, and it made me very happy, but also concerned. I worry that my penis isn’t good enough to be inside someone this glorious. I feel like I should have it dipped in gold or something first. I’ve... read more

lebron is ridiculous

LeBron James has a profile on “60 Minutes” this week, and in the middle of the interview he casually drains a shot from well past half court. If you don’t know, his team is in first place right now by 23 games, and quite honestly, his team is not that good. If he were a... read more

is something different

I rarely ever seem to understand what the hell is going on, and it's happening again today because the New York Post ran this about Scarlett Johansson being on a strict diet for "Iron Man 2":Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves! Eyes popped... read more

its madonnas new little girl

This is reportedly Mercy James, the little girl in Malawi that Madonna will try to officially adopt starting Monday. And not a moment too soon. I don’t know what those brown smudges are all over the wall but there’s no way they’re anything good. God only knows what that... read more