Montana Fishburnes porn tape is early

The sextape from Laurence Fishburnes 19-year-old daughter Montana (though not really a sextape but rather a porn shot to look like a sextape) has been moved from an August 18th release date to August 10th because of demand. And while Montana says she and her dad are on... read more

Wyclef Jean is running for president of Haiti

Time magazine is reporting that Wyclef Jean will run for President of Haiti, where he was born and lived until he was 9 and his family moved to New York. Critics say he's not qualified, because he's not, and to prove it Wyclef says he decided to run when it occurred to... read more

Jennifer Aniston knows people laugh at her

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Harpers Bazaar this month, which is a perfect fit because they're both famous even though no one ever buys either one. In the interview, she tells no one in particular that she knows people laugh at her, though the insufferable... read more

Kelly Brook is persuasive

Kelly Brook was on hand yesterday for the start of her new Reebok campaign with the unveiling of some billboards in London showing her naked except for shoes. Since I'm a big fan I was there to congratulate her, and either the beauty of the picture moved me to tears, or... read more

Inception was stolen from Scrooge McDuck

Sorry about the fact that there haven't been any posts today. Some site issues came up this morning and I got all pissed off, so while I sort that out, please enjoy this Scrooge McDuck comic book from 2002 that tells the story of criminals who break into Scooges dreams... read more

hey Jamie Foxx. you suck.

Jamie Foxx has talked about having sex with Oprah and Kirstie Alley, so maybe that's why he didn't seem interested in this girl with him by the pool in Miami yesterday. Jamie will only like you if you go to the pool and someone with a whistle and a ball tries to throw a... read more

monday headlines

AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can't open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun) LADY... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio and her bikini are a relief

Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio spent yesterday on Maui with her daughter, who turns 2 on August 24th, and she's still skinny as hell and her ass looks awesome (Alessandra, not the daughter). Normally kids ruin everything. Sex with Kate Gosselin would be... read more

Lindsay Lohan is still probably miserable today

Lindsay Lohan should still be in jail, with 77 days left on her 90 day sentence, but at least she's getting screwed over in every other possible way. First Judge Marsha Revel denied Lindsay more time between leaving jail and reporting to rehab, and in the end Lindsay... read more

Lindsay Lohan was secretly taken from jail to rehab

90 minutes before Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail this morning, famous Hollywood stylist Christophe arrived, all part of Lindsays big plan to take advantage of the spotlight. But the deputy sheriffs are tired of looking like assholes (they've demanded that the Sheriff,... read more

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail at 1:35am this morning after serving just 13 days of a 90 day prison sentence. Officially she spent 14 days in jail, but that's because LA county sheriff Lee Baca is a pussy who thinks it's cute to play little paperwork tricks. She... read more

Halle Berry was almost eaten by a shark

That headline is a lie, but Halle Berry is off Seal Island in South Africa for a shark movie called 'Dark Tide', and while filming today a Great White breached and ripped apart a seal decoy. Angry and with a growing hunger, it then disappeared back into the thing Halle... read more