Mrs. Ted Nugent Arrested For Taking Gun Into Airport

August 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ted Nugent’s wife Shemane, (yes, her name is fucking Shemane), was arrested after she brought a gun into an airport terminal in Dallas. Apparently, Mrs. Cat Scratch Fever forgot that you can’t take loaded weapons on or near an... READ MORE

Lamar Busted Trying to Escape Kardashian County

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

He might’ve been drinking or doing some other shit too. In general, not a good idea to be driving on the freeway under the speed limit in the middle of the night. Not when the Kardashians own that stretch... READ MORE

Juliana Ninin Takes Her Clothes Off

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was innocently Googling Brazil and the World Cup 2014 and a couple related keyword searches here and there and out pops this Brazilian model Juliana Ninin with her clothes coming off. I don’t think she plays soccer. If... READ MORE

Robin Thicke Gropes A Fan Backstage At The VMAs

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yeah, that’s his hand grabbing her ass caught in the reflection in the mirror. It’s good to be king I guess. I thought maybe his wife might get upset, until I saw this picture of her bruised up body... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Was Always A Conceited Bitch

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham sure is pleased with herself. But at least now she has a hit TV show with shut-ins, gays, and obese freshman English majors at Sarah Lawrence. But what about when she was just a small baby manatee... READ MORE

Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

August 30, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody remembers Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage as the horribly annoying girlfriend you had to put up with because she’s got a crazy hot body. They’ve yet to build a defense for men against women who look like Emmanuelle. I... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Has Run Out of Shit to Wear

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People really into fashion because they were never good at sports like to interpret Lady Gaga’s various odd ball outfits as profound statements of social exhibition. It’s just, wow, meat suit! Lady Gaga is slathered in a bucket of... READ MORE

Connor Cruise Seems Grounded

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman, they adopted two children (possibly because he found it difficult to get her pregnant through having sex with men), and one of those kids was a boy named Connor Cruise. Now... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera’s New Song Is About How Great She Looks (VIDEO)

August 30, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not really into Christina Aguilera‘s music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, “Let There Be Love,” I muted it. I also don’t really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better... READ MORE

Simon Cowell Stepped Out With His Baby Mama

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don’t they? In fact, I can’t tell who... READ MORE