nice hands, spaz

After his childish little temper tantrum yesterday, Chris Brown went to the basketball courts on West 4th street in New York City, and I don't have the box score in front of me but I get the feeling he's not as good as he thinks he is. And by that I mean he's a fucking... read more

Juliette Lewis is in a bikini, cool

Juliette Lewis is down in Los Cabos this week, hangin out on the beach, drinkin some beer, with friends who are way hotter than she is. She's not hot, and she's so flat it's hard to even tell if her head is facing the right direction, but she seems cool. Either that or... read more

Ramona Nitu is in a bikini

Ramona Nitu, who was Vinnys girlfriend during the second season of Jersey Shore, wrapped her fantastic body in an awesome pink bikini and went to South Beach today. Now try and guess why I chose a headline picture where you can't see her face. (image source = splash news... read more

the police were or were not called on Chris Brown

Depending on who's right, the NYPD was either called or not this morning after Chris Brown threw a hissy fit and smashed a window at Good Morning America, and now may or may not be in trouble. Radar quotes a source who says... "The police weren't called, and unless ABC... read more

Paris Hilton hates black people

Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, "We're like two niggers." If you don't watch the video above because that's it. Well the reason she said that is because she was out partying and drunk but... read more

Chris Brown is tired of there bullsh*t

Though Good Morning America host Robin Roberts now says she talked to Brown before their interview today and got his direct approval to ask about Rihanna, once she did, he quietly simmered and then freaked the fuck out. At first he just tried to change the subject,... read more

Kirstie Alley was finally on Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley made her debut last night on the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, and despite being 60 and stuffed with gummi bears, she didn't break anything, like her shoes or legs or partner, and apparently turned in one of the better performances of the night. "I... read more

Chris Brown went nuts, smashed a window on GMA

The last time we saw Chris Brown, he was telling the New York Post that he's a grown ass man and was done apologizing for beating up Rihanna. He said it was a "mishap", a one time thing, punching a woman in the face was just a phase, like fubu jerseys, and he was over... read more

JWoww is in a bikini

JWoww put on a bikini and went poolside in Miami earlier today, and just look at her expression as she admires her huge implants. She's so pleased, so proud, she's practically beaming. You'd think she was watching her son win the heisman. (image source = fame) [gallery... read more

Lady Gaga is losing her hair

I'm naturally beautiful with a classically handsome face, so I basically roll out of bed in the morning and look amazing, but there are other people who God hates, so he makes them ugly. Like Lady Gaga. She's only 24 and she has to slather on so many chemicals to look... read more

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back at work

The reason that some people think Hollywood only cares about money is because Hollywood only cares about money, and so with that in mind, CBS President Les Moonves is reportedly trying to find a way to get Charlie Sheen back to work on Two and a Half Men, despite the... read more

was Bradley Cooper cheating with Jessica Biel?

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger announced this weekend that they had broken up after dating for about 2 years, and popeater makes it sound like it was simply a case of two people being at different points in their lives. "She's 41 and has an Oscar. She's starting to... read more