Lindsay was back in court today

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 3:39 PM

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Lindsay Lohan (*) had a grand old time in court today during her probation hearing, which, if you ask me, is how court should be for a professional burglar with multiple DUI arrests. TMZ explains why things are going so well this time…

Judge Sautner tried something new … rather than just telling Lindsay to complete her community service in a year — or else — the judge created a very specific schedule, putting in a certain number of hours each month.  And Lindsay has not only complied, she’s gone beyond the minimum.

Everyone knows Lindsay is a spoiled fuckup, but this really put things in context. Rarely is “gone beyond the minimum” a compliment, much less cause for celebration because it’s the nicest thing a supervisor has ever said about you. That Lindsay is one amazing lady.

(*) who couldn’t be bothered to show up on time to promote Playboy on Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, but did manage to make the Jay Z concert at Staples Center last night. image source = getty and splash

AnnaLynne McCord is a real trooper

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 2:39 PM

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AnnaLynne McCord filmed some hot tub scenes for ‘90210’ yesterday, at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey from the looks of it, which is noteworthy because it’s December. The only thing worse than being cold is being cold and wet, and the only thing worse than that is being cold and wet and a guy who is surrounded by a bunch of hot actresses. Which is what this guy is figuring out.

When he gets out, the ladies are sure to be impressed by the way his pants stick to his smooth, nut-less crotch.

(image source = splash and pacific coast)

Demi Moore is still MrsKutcher

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 1:44 PM

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Demi Moore hasn’t been on twitter much lately, but she was this morning, saying… well you can see what she said. She said she’s keeping her now awkward sounding account. She’s still MrsKutcher, both on twitter and in my heart. It was the greatest romance of my lifetime!

Sony is deceptive

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 1:26 PM

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There’s a line where clever marketing becomes outright lying, and Sony ran right past it with their ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ poster. It’s insulting enough that they’re remaking the number 1 movie of 2002, but now they’re acting like they’re not. A few details got changed but it’s still the same story. That goes for Sony and for the prosecutor in my date rape case, who acts like I should be able to remember where every single pill went like I’m a fucking computer.

(image source of andrew garfield on set = pacific coast)

Lindsay stood up the Ellen DeGeneres show

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 12:29 PM

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The last time Lindsay Lohan was on a talk show was back in April, when she told Jay Leno the same stuff she always says; that she wants to be more professional and responsible and that she’s not the dipshit party girl everyone thinks she is.

The next time Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be on a talk show was yesterday, with Ellen DeGenneres, but she went to some parties in Hawaii instead then skipped her flight back without even bothering to call them.

Lindsay Lohan bailed on her scheduled “Ellen DeGeneres Show” taping on Tuesday.
Gossip Cop has learned the actress did NOT board her flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles.
“Not a call or an apology from Lindsay,” a show insider tells us.
The show, a contractually obligated promotional appearance for her Playboy cover, was scheduled two months ago.

Yeah so it turns out that TV shows have a set schedule that they stick to. Pretty surprising, huh. This isn’t like an abortion Lindsay, you cant just reschedule it for tomorrow.

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Amanda Bynes looks different

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 6:05 PM

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The photo agency with these pictures of Amanda Bynes at a Ralphs in LA last night described her as “full-faced”. Which is just a polite way of calling her fat. So, even though it wasn’t very nice to call her fat, they were quite civil about it. Amanda Bynes must have mixed emotions right now.

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Leave me alone!

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 5:08 PM

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I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah, obviously, that’s why I wear it, but that doesn’t give them the right to follow me around and take a million pictures.

(image source = fame and pacific coast)

Charlie Sheen tweeted his phone number

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 4:06 PM

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It’s not surprising that Charlie Sheen got a little too excited at the prospect of meeting up with a teenager he saw on TV and tweeted his cell number to the public instead of through a DM. What is surprising is that the teenager was a boy. Named Justin Bieber.

The Daily Mail says…

(Sheen) thought that he was just sending his digits to the teenage singer but instead his 5.5million followers were able to view the number – until it was swiftly taken down.
Charlie saw the funny side and answered the phone a few times, saying things like ‘Ray’s Pizza’ and ‘Winning.”
‘But his phone just continued ringing and buzzing and eventually just completely melted down. Charlie was like, “I guess I need a new phone.”‘

Charlie Sheen is almost 50, and was getting pranked after posting his number because he wanted to hang out with Justin Bieber. I’m not sure what he should have said when answering the first few calls, but I’m confident the word “winning” doesn’t apply to any of this in even the loosest possible sense.