OH MY FUCKIN GOD

Imagine for one second that you were walking along the dark streets of London, all alone on a quiet night, and then suddenly Amy Winehouse stuck her head out of the car looking like this. I think a reasonable response would be pure unfiltered fear, quickly followed by... read more

KEELEY HAZELL IS FILLER

If today gets any slower, time will start to go backwards. Dogs will unbark and rain will go up. It's gonna be awesome. But in the meantime, here's Keeley Hazell promoting some stupid game or something. These might the most boring Keeley pictures you ever see. I can't... read more

OF COURSE SHES ENGAGED

Breaking news everyone! "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson got engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Basket this weekend! If this sounds familiar, it's because they’ve been engaged for at least a month, and it was on Tyler three weeks ago. E! online says…Our... read more

HOW MUCH GD MONEY DOES SIMON HAVE

Simon Cowell has dated model Terri Seymour for years now, but they broke up a little over a month ago, and despite even a hint of controversy or shenanigans, something the fuck was up. MSNBC says...Cowell is said to have given Seymour, who he dated for six years, $5... read more

AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

Amy Winehouse left her house yesterday and of course went all apeshit on photographers. Because why wouldn’t she. It’s Amy Winehouse. Of course she was staggering around drunk and high and assaulting people. The only mystery is how she's doing it. She's more drugs than... read more

MICHAEL CRICHTON DEAD AT 66

Michael Crichton, the wildly prolific and popular author who created the TV show "ER" and wrote the novels "Jurassic Park", "The Lost World", "Disclosure", "Sphere", and "The Andromeda Strain" among others, died today at the age of 66. The Hollywood Reporter says…The... read more

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JESSICA LOOKS DIFFERENT

Jessica Alba was in New York yesterday filming scenes for, "An Invisible Sign of My Own." She plays a math genius named Mona who, according to IMDb...has elected to systematically withdraw from life after a mysterious illness leaves her DAD all but a shell of his former... read more

REUNITED

By almost all accounts, Blake Fielder-Civil is the one who got Amy Winehouse hopelessly addicted to drugs and set her on the path she's still on today, lost in addiction and on the verge of death. They were married in May of 2007, but in June of 2008 he went to jail for... read more

MEGAN FOX IS NOT WONDER WOMAN

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Megan Fox has not been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature by Warner Brothers, despite rampant internet speculation to the contrary, fueled by a surprisingly professional looking website. According to JoBlo...While it's... read more

HEIDI KLUM IS WAY WAY BETTER

See, this is why this page isn’t about politics. Because that shit is serious and, more often than not, depressing. Meanwhile, over here, tits. Ta-da! [gallery columns="6"] read more

MR. PRESIDENT

This page isn’t about politics, but obviously there’s one very big story in the United States today, so if you felt like saying something in the comment section, knock yourself out. Of course I'm referring to the fact that I’m completely gorgeous. I know I’m hot, I have... read more

SHHH, ITS A SECRET

These are nothing but behind-the-scenes pictures of a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot, but today is boring because everything is wrapped up in election. In the banner pic we see Miranda Kerr getting made up while Truman Capote makes some last second changes and my high... read more

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