Kaidence Donda West Is the Name of Your Destroyer

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I’d use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire and teleport […]

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Courtney Stodden Boob Job Surgery (VIDEO)

June 19, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I know I’m starting to get a reputation. This is just like back in high school when I put out for every girl who would have me in any way possible. Only now it’s showing tit jobs. Eh, you’ve got to be known for something. Here’s a first look at Courtney Stodden getting those new […]

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Stoya Ruined Porn For Dad (VIDEO)

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Porn star Stoya was asked by the Huffington Post what her parents think about her career as one of the most well known video jizz targets out there. Her answer: “My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him“. She says that whenever dad goes to Redtube for some good old fashioned […]

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Courtney Stodden Got a Boob Job

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden just got her tits done. The reality fame seeking veteran stripper looking teen says it’s because she hates bras. But looking past her obviously inane excuse, this is a business upgrade. When your business is ultimately porn. Courtney’s much older squat husband insists that the enlargements were not his idea. Considering he likes […]

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Kerry Rhodes Isn’t Gay, He’s Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy!

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim’s baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was. Man this could be […]

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Ireland Baldwin Isn’t Super Proper

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Is it wrong to show famous teen models bending over in short shorts? Yeah, probably. Thankfully, girls don’t get vaginas until they are legally ratified, so I’m pretty sure we’re not showing anything statutorily indiscreet. Have to wait for the guys at the NSA to rule on this one. Photo Credit: PCN

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Charles Saatchi Chokes Nigella Lawson Over Lunch

June 18, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo credit: jean-paul/The U.K. Mirror Not cool, Charles Saatchi. You can’t go grabbing your celebrity chef wife around her neck right there at lunch. Spousal abuse is about secret shame and in-home terror. Even a child molester knows to carry on their craft in church basements and the backs of cable TV repair vans. Yes, […]

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Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it’s going to end “badly”. I don’t know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy girl badly. I’d go with […]

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Lil Wayne Walked On An American Flag (Video)

June 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne was in New Orleans over the weekend to film the video for his new single, “God Bless Amerika”, and you already know it’s a controversial and edgy song because he misspelled America. The video opens with Weezy standing in front of a giant American flag, because that is super creative and original, but […]

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Khloe In Love With Miracle Baby

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not exactly clear why Khloe Kardashian believes Kim’s baby is a miracle. Maybe it’s related to all those teen years when mom was perfuming her up and whispering in her ear, don’t worry, you can’t get pregnant from black sperm. Still, Khloe believe it’s a miracle, just like she believes steak is a vegetable, […]

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