Bar Refaeli In A Bikini

July 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

My last vacation was sleeping in the back of a buddies’ broke down car which made it halfway to a campground where I was told there would be girls who ‘weren’t too hairy’. I’d rather been in Formentera with... READ MORE

Subway Sandwich Artist Sticks His Dick Into Footlong

July 23, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

In the latest example of a fast food worker acting like a douche, a Subway “sandwich artist” named “Weedpriest” got caught putting extra salami on their fresh baked bread. The penis belonged to Ian Jett, AKA “Weedpriest”, and we know... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Films French TV Show

July 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton is blowing up in France like a summer Muslin slums riot. The surrender monkeys in their mock turtlenecks can not get enough of this tittering blond heiress. They’re putting her front and center in a reality TV... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes Lights Fire in Old Lady’s Driveway

July 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I live in L.A. so I should know this. Apparently, it’s illegal to walk up the driveway of a random elderly lady, pull off an article of clothing, pour gasoline on it, light it on fire, and start yelling... READ MORE

New Mom Holly Madison Spent The Weekend At The Electronic Daisy Carnival

July 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has already been four months since former Playboy Playmate and girl who actually dated Criss Angel, Holly Madison, gave birth to her first daughter, Rainbow, so she must have been itching to get out of the house and... READ MORE

Lil Kim Bailed On A Show, Still Looks Like A Cartoon Character

July 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper Lil Kim has issued an apology to her fans in London through a spokesperson, after she was accused of being late for her scheduled (and ultimately canceled) main event performance at the Lovebox festival in London this weekend.... READ MORE

Beyonce Touch Causes Fan To Feel the Spirit (VIDEO)

July 23, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Someday, all people will come to know the true power of Beyonce. How she can sing a note that cures cancer. Her perfectly round feces are a superfood. And no matter what woman Jay-Z slips into after his show,... READ MORE

Eliot Spitzer Is Still Sorry About The Hookers (VIDEO)

July 23, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is getting back into the political game after a little time off for bad behavior, as he’s running for comptroller of New York City. Of course, before he can actually win any election,... READ MORE

Irina Shayk In A Bikini

July 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk and I have the same sunglasses. I wear mine because I got them for $10 from a shifty booth by the boardwalk and Irina wears hers because she’s just hot as fuck and does whatever the hell... READ MORE