Ashley Benson Made Fun Of Amanda Bynes

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Amanda Bynes has been placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold in California after trying to set an elderly woman’s driveway – and subsequently her own dog – on fire, she might actually be getting the help that... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Continues To Be Near Perfect

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen celebrated her new cover issue of Vegas Magazine at the Azure Luxury Pool at the Palazzo Hotel in Las Vegas yesterday, and it’s very likely that she was the most attractive woman there.... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini

July 25, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens has come a long way since her days of pretending to date Zac Efron and posting homemade photos of her snatch online. And by that, I mean, she’s far less interesting now. I’m sure she’ll point to... READ MORE

Horse Shits Inside a McDonald’s To Be Ironic

July 25, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When the Drive-Thru clerk tells you you can’t take your horse through the Drive-Thru, you naturally walk him inside to take a giant dump on the floor. That’s why you were using the Drive-Thru in the first place. Does... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Rolls Out the Big Guns

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera has a new music video out. It’s a Spanish ballad. I’m not going to listen to it because I’ll probably end up crying thinking about the caballero that got away. But I’ll be damned if I’m not... READ MORE

Snooki & J-Woww Lash Out At Jersey Shore Community On Twitter

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Jersey Shore community of Pelican Island doesn’t want J-Woww and Snooki shooting their reality spin-off series in their town. The residents are none too pleased with the prospect of these two greasy spoons disrupting their little burgh still... READ MORE

The Royals Name Their Baby: George

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s what I know about baby names. The more wacky the baby name, the more the parents want attention for themselves. That’s why celebrities keep giving their kids stupid names. Like North West. It’s a big ‘hey, look at... READ MORE

Josie Canseco In A Bikini With Friends On The Beach

July 24, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It seems like a good gig being a celebrity teen daughter, modeling bikinis instead of boring shit like school and stocking shelves at the Forever 21. I guess the tradeoff is having a roided out rapey dad. Being Josie... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless On Set

July 24, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is making another movie. She makes a lot of movies. I think she must be really nice or she has dirt on important people or something because she’s not particularly good or memorable in any and they... READ MORE

Japan Cracks Down On Fatty Prostitute Delivery Service

July 24, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

Police in Tokyo have shut down a service that delivered morbidly obese prostitutes for the purposes of chubby love. Basically, you’d call up a dude that called himself Max Body, (it’s no Carlos Danger, but still), and they would... READ MORE