SOME GUY IS DEAD

By brendon July 04, 2008 @ 7:25 AM

The National Enquirer broke the story last night that Lee Grivas, the 26-year-old boyfriend of Christina Applegate, was found dead in his home yesterday after an apparent heroin overdose.  So it turns out heroin might be bad for you.  Oh I know, I was surprised too.  They should put something on the label.  This is why you always keep your receipt, so you can get your money back in the case of a recall. The NE says…

 (Applegate) is "absolutely devastated over the sudden loss," said an insider.
Grivas — a fisherman, skateboarder and aspiring photographer — died July 1.
An official cause of death has not been issued, pending toxicology tests. The death was reported as a possible accident or suicide.
The former Married.. With Children star met Grivas in 2006 while she was performing in the Broadway musical Sweet Charity.
The two began dating as her marriage to actor Johnathon Schaech unraveled, but she ended the relationship because she reportedly felt Grivas was too much of a free spirit.
A source close to Grivas told The National Enquirer: "Lee also had a long history of drug problems, dating back to his teen years. Christina broke up with him a number of times because of his struggles with getting clean. She loved him, but couldn't stand by and watch him ruin his life."

The good news is, I'm still okay.  So that was a relief.  That’s him in the pictures by the way, on a trip to Maui with Applegate in April of last year.  I don’t have any more current pictures of him, but just take one of these pictures and lay it on its side.  That should be pretty close.

MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!

By brendon July 03, 2008 @ 11:33 AM

Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single.  Monsters and Critics says…

The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former 'Beverly Hills 90210' star Brian Austin Green, 34, because she feels too young to settle down.
A source close to the 'Transformers' star said: "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she's too young to marry him."
She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last week.

Did you ever notice how close "Megan Fox" is to "Mega Fox".  Really makes you think, huh?  Especially if you’re stoned off your ass.

NEW BATMAN CLIPS ARE UP

By brendon July 03, 2008 @ 7:47 AM

As far as I know Warner Brothers has never released the first 6 minutes of "The Dark Knight" online, even though they showed it in front of "I Am Legend" on IMAX. There was one shaky camcorder version of this on YouTube but now Iklipz has one that’s better.  Even though the quality here is ungreat, the clip is awesome.  The only way this could be any better is if it was projected onto Megans Fox's naked ass.



MADONNA, LENNY KRAVITZ ARE HOMEWRECKERS

By brendon July 03, 2008 @ 7:19 AM

Two days ago there were breathless reports that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and Madonna were spending more and more time together, leading many to wonder if they were having affairs.  Then yesterday a few dubious sites claimed that Alex’s wife Cynthia was also on the prowl, and she had hooked up with Lenny Kravitz.  And although today several credible sources are reporting that Alex and Cynthia are in fact separating, Kravitz wants to make it clear it’s not because of him.  Us magazine says…

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," he tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true.
"Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl," he adds.
"She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer."
On Wednesday, perezhilton.com and the Post reported that Rodriguez's wife Cynthia, 32, had left him for Lenny Kravitz.
The Post reports that she is in Paris with the rocker, 44, and was spotted outside his home as recently as Tuesday — the same day Us Weekly revealed that Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez at her NYC apartment.

I had a similar reaction when a bunch of the newspapers said I was sleeping with a married mans wife.  Except instead of whining, I used my karate to stalk my prey and extract my revenge.  Then I banged a bunch of supermodels on my yacht.  On second thought, I guess our reactions weren’t very similar at all.



ASHLEY TISDALE IS IN HAWAII

By brendon July 03, 2008 @ 6:35 AM

Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii this week with her boyfriend Jared Murillo, whoever the hell that is.  At the risk of sounding 900 years old, there's a whole new wave of "stars" right now, and they all suck.  God this bitch is boring.  She's completely average in every way.  She's not hot, she has no tits, she can't act and she can't sing.  Instead of staring at these pictures, go turn your TV to a channel you don't get and stare at that.  There's no way that could be any more boring.

(picture source = inf daily)



HERE COMES THE CRAZY

By brendon July 02, 2008 @ 11:56 AM

That’s an old picture but you should maybe get used to it because TMZ says that Britney Spears has been secretly texting and meeting with Adnan Whatshisname, the paparazzi who filled in as her boyfriend a few months ago when she was at her lowest / most entertaining.   TMZ says…

Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been "together," though we can't say it's still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too "controlling" by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.
But here's the deal. Daddy Jamie's job is to be controlling — that's what a conservator does. And, sources tell us, Jamie's concern over his daughter seeing Adnan is not just his opinion — the doctors who are treating Brit have told him it would be a bad thing for Brit to hook up with the dude.

Now this is more like it.  New Britney is boring.  She sucks.  Old Britney was way more fun.  She was always high and drunk and half naked.  She looked like a rape victim you might see stumbling out of an NFL wide receivers coke party, but she looked like that 24 hours a day, by choice.  He’s a fuckin scumbag and I’d throw a rock at his sorry ass if I ever saw him, but I miss the old Britney, and this may be extreme, but by golly we’ve got to try something.

ED HARRIS IS A GENTLEMAN

By brendon July 02, 2008 @ 11:38 AM

Ed Harris is really political and talks a lot about being against war and for women’s rights, and to back up those convictions here we see him yell at a girl videotaping him and then smack the video camera which almost punches her in the face. Which I think would qualify as assault. I don’t think you're allowed to just go around pushing cameras into people. Otherwise I’d be shoving a camera up Marisa Millers dress right now. 

ANGELINA IS FINE, STILL PREGNANT

By brendon July 02, 2008 @ 8:59 AM

Angelina Jolies doctor in Nice, France held a press conference moments ago, and I didn’t take any notes or anything but he said she was in good health but had not yet delivered her twins.  He said she only checked into the hospital yesterday as a precaution.  She is not and was not in labor.  So basically this post is about nothing, but it does have a picture of a French chick with a hot ass jogging outside of Angelina's hospital, which looks like a Transformer.  Look at it, sitting there, pretending to be all innocent.

(picture source = inf daily