ELLEN HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

Britney and Ellen DeGeneres went Christmas caroling around LA, and hold on to your funny bones because Ellen is in top form as she spreads the magic of laughter. If you like the first three times Ellen makes a joke about singing in a low and/or high pitch, you’ll clap... read more

OH STFU LINDSAY

You idiots in Hollywood do realize that myspace is not your own personal intercom, right? It broadcasts to the world. We can all read it as well, so spare us you’re moronic inside jokes and poorly punctuated musings. I’m looking at you, Lindsay.this is for samantha... read more

NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

It's not every day you see kitty on the red carpet, but it's not every day a quick thinking problem solver like Dasha Astafieva is the guest of honor at a party to celebrate her as the 55th Anniversary Playmate. The see-thru dress was her plan all along, but halfway... read more

BRENDAN FRASER HAS STILL GOT IT

Well well well, looks like I’m not the only Hollywood hunk named Brendon (*). Brendan Fraser is at the 5th Annual Dubai International Film Festival this week to promote the latest exciting entry in the Mummy franchise, and since I don’t put up enough beefcake for the... read more

GETTING OLD SUCKS

The young people of today may not know who he is, but Peter Falk is an Emmy winning actor, made famous for his starring role in the 70s detective show "Columbo". But that was then, and now he’s 80 and unfortunately appears to have been cursed with Alzheimer’s and... read more

MADONNA JUST LOST 76 MILLION

Guy Ritchie is awesome, and Madonna is a despicable human being, so needless to say him walking away from their 8 year marriage with at least 76 million dollars is the Feel Good Story of the Year. Us magazine says...Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg tells The AP that Madonna,... read more

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HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MADONNA

Madonna was tromping around on stage last night in Rio in those retarded boots she wears, and of course she fell on her old ass, because those heels are 9 inches high and the elderly have trouble keeping their balance even under the best of circumstances. Miraculously... read more

KANYE IS A REALLY GOOD SINGER

Kanye West was the musical guest on SNL this weekend, and he showed his musical chops by singing live, with no prerecorded tracks or computer trickery. In hindsight, he should definitely use prerecorded tracks and computer trickery from now on, because he’s the most... read more

MEGAN FOX AT SPIKE

I like how Megan Fox is pretending to be all innocent before going on stage at the Spike Video Game Awards last night. As if she wasn’t about to make a billion teen boys whack off. She-Devil. But then when she did go on stage there was this shiny angel thing. Which makes... read more

LINDSAY LOHAN IS AN INNOVATOR

You really have to hand it to Lindsay Lohan. The "see-thru shirt with no bra" pictures were getting kind of old, so she stepped it up and did what may be the first ever "see-thru pants" pictures. You can't really see anything good, but at least these aren’t simply more... read more

MARISA MILLER AT SPIKE

These picture of Marisa Miller at last nights Spike Video Game Awards aren’t particularly noteworthy, and probably could have been put together with some other pictures to form some kind of Voltron-esque Super Post, but when I space them out like this it looks like I’m... read more

HOT NEW ASS AT SPIKE

Normally tall chicks are scary (even though I’m a God-like 6’5”) because it's real easy for a girl to look like a tranny when then they’re real tall. Odette Yustman is 5’10”, but as you can see she still looks very much like a girl. An alarmingly hot girl. She was in... read more

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