Miss Utah Had A Little Trouble Last Night (VIDEO)

June 17, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

During last night’s Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas, Miss Utah Marissa Powell was asked about how women in 40 percent of American households are the primary earners, but still earn less than men, and what that says about society. Her response was something about how we need to use education to create more jobs […]

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Kendra Wilkinson In Short Shorts

June 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet

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Erin Brady Is The New Miss USA

June 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After all of the promotional bikini-wearing and following the preliminary bikini-wearing, a new Miss USA was finally selected in Las Vegas last night, and the girl whose life is forever altered is Erin Brady of Connecticut. Erin plans to spend her year as Donald Trump’s favorite American by raising awareness for the problems that children […]

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Chris Pine Has a New Hot Girlfriend

June 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have to think it’d mostly be a pain in the ass to have a hot model girlfriend. You’d have to listen to her endless bitching about how every other chick in the world is jealous of her. Then you have to drop a serious load of cash on evenings out where she’s going to […]

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Jay-Z’s ‘Magna Carta Holy Grail’ Sounds Important (VIDEO)

June 17, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Last night, during Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Jay-Z announced that he’s going to release his 12th studio album on July 4. The news came in a 3-minute commercial for Samsung and the album’s title is “Magna Carta Holy Grail”. I’m not sure, but I think – and this is just a theory here […]

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Kardashian Baby Arrives, Just as Was Foretold

June 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can tell you now that a well-placed source within the Kardashian camp, let’s call her, Whore X, clued me into the fact that this baby wasn’t coming in mid-July. That was a shady ruse designed to deke the press, at least the ones who didn’t pay seven figures exclusive coverage deals. Since nobody listened […]

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Paris Hilton Smokes Weed in Her Ferrari

June 15, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Model, actress, businesswoman, and music superstar, Paris Hilton got snapped today smoking a joint while cruising around town in her red Ferrari. I guess you can say you’ve made it when you puff tough in your $200K sports car in broad daylight. It says to the world “I’ve been to celebrity court and I’ve faced […]

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Kate Middleton Considering Hippie Hypno-Birth

June 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Middleton is considering forgoing modern science and giving birth under hypnosis. It’s one of those all-natural hippie birthing techniques that rich douchebags choose instead of plopping out kids high on drugs like God intended. And, the big question — why? This skeletal siren is the future queen of England. Her grandmother-in-law is the richest […]

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Behati Prinsloo In Lingerie

June 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I find myself rather obsessed with Adam Levine’s sex life. Not just for the obvious reason that it’s so much better than my own. I can’t throw a spiral like Tom Brady, but I’m not obsessed with his throwing arm. But I guess if Tom Brady launched a perfect game winning touchdown strike and then […]

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Wendy’s Employee Loves Him Some Frosty

June 15, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

A Wendy’s employee decided that he didn’t want to waste the time and resources to pour himself a vanilla frosty. Not when he could drink it straight from the tap. The suits at Wendy’s think that this dude sucked the cream out of the hose sometime in May and, like a fucking moron, had someone […]

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