Hollywood is pissin me off

I have no idea what Wrestling Observer Newsletter is, but, according to them, WWE Superstar John Cena is set for the lead role - Major 'Dutch' Schaeffer - in a remake of 1987's Arnold Schwazenegger flick, Predator. This follows a rumor a few months back reported on the great movie site Latino Review that original director John McTiernan had been offered the job to do a Predator remake or sequel. 'Observer' was the...

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Mr. Sulu is gay

George Takei, best known as Mr. Sulu on Star Trek and from his voice work on the Simpsons, comes out of the closet in the new issue of Frontiers. In the interview, the 68-year-old actor discusses his childhood in a Japanese-American internment camp, his 18-year relationship, his siblings' inability to accept his homosexuality and his ultimate decision to come out publicly. Takei says: "It's not really coming out,...

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Mustaches are for foxes only

I hope it doesn't sound like I'm bragging, but I'm fuckin hot. Not as hot as this handsome stranger, but, c'mon, who is? Crowd around ladies, there's plenty of stache to go around. But first, a word of warning: if you come, come ready and able, cause foxes like this love their women all night long, baby. Their seductive open collared shirts may only give you a glimpse of the goods, but don't you worry your pretty...

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Kong is long, expensive, probably boring

The New York Times is saying today that the first cut of Peter Jacksons remake of King Kong has come in at over 3 hours in length and a budget well over 200 million dollars, substantially longer and one third more expensive than Universal Studios had anticipated. Hollywood has increasingly relied on big releases that bring in as much as half of their ticket sales on the first weekend, but long films receive far fewer...

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Angelina Jolie is official

Angelina Jolie was told yesterday that an Ethiopian judge ruled she is the legal guardian of baby daughter Zahara. Jolie was concerned she may lose custody of the daughter she adopted in June when the alleged mother of the little girl - who it was said had died of AIDS - came forward to thank Jolie for giving her child a better life. Under Ethiopian law, the adoption papers needed to be refiled because details given...

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Paris Hilton has a prize winning ego

Paris Hilton has topped a new poll naming the biggest celebrity egos. She beat big stars including Kanye West, Usher, Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan in a new survey by Teen People. The top 10 looked like this: 1. Paris Hilton 2. Kanye West 3. Usher 4. Beyonce Knowles 5. Christina Aguilera 6. Jack White 7. Justin Timberlake 8. Avril Lavigne 9. R Kelly 10. Lindsay Lohan The magazine asked stars for comments about...

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Monica Bellucci is easy to get naked

Monica Bellucci embraces nudity in movies because she believes the naked human body is a perfect tool of expression. She says she is proud of her femininity and is baffled by stars who refuse to disrobe. "I'm not scared by nudity, because for me, nothing is more beautiful than a body. You can have such amazing emotion from a body. In Irreversible, I treated my body like it was an object and it's great when you can...

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Zach Braff is Fletch

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Angelina Jolie is for sale

Angelina Jolie's hairbrush is reportedly for sale on eBay, with the bidding set to begin at 150 dollars. The claim is that Angelina used the brush on the set of The Good Shepherd in New York earlier this summer, and accidentally left the item behind for a maid to find. The seller says: "I was given this brush as a gift by my cousin because she knows how much I love Angelina Jolie. This brush was accidentally left on...

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Claire Danes is naked

The Sun UK says today that Claire Danes stripped off for her new film, but only with the help of mellow jazz music. Danes had to bare all for Shopgirl, in which she plays a young woman who has a sexual relationship with an older man played by Steve Martin. Danes said that jazz helped sooth her nerves and quell her inhibitions before the nude scenes.

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Kirsten Dunst is sooooo sexy

Disgusting troll Kirsten Dunst refuses to fix her teeth because she thinks stars who don't look perfect are the sexiest. She admits her mother is constantly nagging her to straighten her front teeth so they look more human, but the actress insists her smile is a part of her that is extra special. "That's one of the things I like about me. Messed-up teeth are so sexy." And, to emphasize her point, Dunst admits she has...

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Jessica Simpson is an awesome dresser

Maybe this is the tetanus shot talking, and I don't mean to brag, but I do more around here than just give you the secrets those Wall Street fatcats don't you to know! Like these pictures of Jessica Simpson with music legend Nick Lachey. Wait, no, I meant to say "Jessica Simpson with a see thru shirt". A see-thru shirt and also a belt with a triangle shaped target in the center. This is somewhat similar to other...

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Christina Aguilera is thoughtful

Christina Aguilera, who is set to marry longtime boyfriend Jordan Bratman this Christmas, has asked wedding guests to remember the victims of recent natural disasters and donate to charity instead of buying them wedding presents. On the invitation, the couple wrote: "While we celebrate the richness of life and all the circumstances that have blessed us in career and love, we are mindful of those who are suffering...

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George Clooney is leaking

George Clooney says that injuries suffered while filming the movie Syriana left him in such intense pain that he entertained suicidal thoughts and continues to suffer short-term memory loss. A scene that showed two thugs abusing a victim tied to a chair became all too real when Clooneys chair was kicked backwards and his head smashed on the ground, damaging his spine. Clooney says: "I tore my dura, which is the wrap...

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Cameron Diaz is an idiot

Cameron Diaz surprised a class at Stanford University when she helped lead a lecture on environmentally friendly design. Diaz's appearance Thursday came as part of taping for an MTV show called Stand-In where celebrities teach a class. A champion of liberal causes, Diaz served as a sidekick for friend and renowned environmental architect William McDonough, a consulting professor at Stanford. "He's very charismatic,...

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