ricky martin claims hes gay

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 5:49 PM

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Ricky Martin has gone on his website to talk about his upcoming memoirs, and he talks a bit about his mindset for this whole thing, but then out of nowhere he drops the bombshell that he’s sexually attracted to other men! Just when you think you know someone too.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.
What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.
I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

It must feel good to stop living this double life. He’s had this secret bottled up inside for so long, now he can finally be free. And since he was flamingly gay before, that means the new Ricky could break every record for Most Amount Of Gay.

people are already writing lindsays obituary

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 4:50 PM

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Apparently the rumors about Lindsay Lohans drug addiction paint a picture of a life so out of control that news outlets are already writing her obituary, so they’ll be ready when she drops to her knees for the last time.

And right on cue, Saturday night she left a party in LA while some unidentified white powder exploded out of her shoes. Her heels were huge and there was so much smoke it looked like dry ice in a KISS video. Was it baby powder? Donuts? Who knows. In her defense, it seems unlikely that it was coke. You can tell by the way she’s not on all fours licking the bricks.

(source = pacific coast news)

mindy mccready has a sex tape

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 4:33 PM

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Mindy McCready has had a gold record, a platinum record, and 12 singles in the Billboard top 100, including two top 10s and a number 1. But that all ended in 2002. Since then she’s only made the news for drinking an impossible amount of alcohol and revealing an affair with Roger Clemmons that began when she was 15 (he was 28). If all this sounds like the kind of girl who would make a sex tape, you guessed right. Fox says…

Vivid Entertainment, the company that released Kardashian’s video, is releasing a sex tape starring controversial country crooner Mindy McCready and a former boyfriend named “Peter.”
A source close to the situation said that McCready and her ex engage in explicit sex in the XXX video. But that’s not all.
(She also talks about)her alleged affair with married pitcher Roger Clemens. In fact the video is interspersed with graphic details of several raunchy romps with a slew of stars.
“Baseball Mistress” will go on sale on Vivid.com on April 19.

McCready hasn’t had anything to say about this yet. She was probably too busy running off to sleep with someones husband.

divorce is now inevitable

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 3:38 PM

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Sandra Bullock has spent the past few weeks in Austin, Texas, hiding from the media as stories of her husbands infidelity came in like waves. But this weekend she returned to LA, and it’s safe to say absence from Jesse did not make her heart grow fonder. Popeater says…

“It’s over,” a friend of Bullock tells me. “After everything that has happened, it is impossible for them to get back together, even though I’m sure she still loves the man she thought he was.”
Sandra is already back in the Hollywood Hills home she lived in before her marriage and never sold. Neighbors remarked about all the activity at the house with cars coming and going in the last few days.
“Sandra has returned home to face the problem head-on. She isn’t the sort of woman to bury her head in the sand and hope everything will go away,” said an insider. “As painful as this is going to be, expect Sandra to cut out the cancer very soon.”

I can’t even get a girl to make me a sandwich, much less share her 100 million dollar fortune while I bang some whores, so if this retard can talk his way out of this I may have to change my opinion of him.  Not because I would respect him, but because I’d be scared he’d drop a chandelier on me with his mind or something.

katy perry seems fun

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 3:00 PM

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Katy Perry wore a sexy blue wig and super tight dress to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards this weekend, and if she enjoys unwrapping a package and having things at chest level discharge all over her face, I may have discovered my soul mate.

cameron diaz and hollywood really do suck

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 2:31 PM

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Cameron Diaz filmed some scenes for ‘Bad Teacher’ this weekend, and I don’t know what that’s about, but this is probably a safe bet:

Trailer/ Poster – If the poster doesn’t say “Hot For Teacher” or the trailer doesn’t play “Hot For Teacher”, I will eat my fucking hat.

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site issues

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 1:30 PM

Did you know Nikola Tesla was transmitting data wirelessly up to 30 miles, way back in 1896. Meanwhile, up here in 2010, Comcast can’t figure out how to do the same thing, with wires, over a distance of 4 miles. Fantastic.

the vanilla gorilla (update!)

By brendon March 26, 2010 @ 6:54 PM

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Jesse James is an idiot, so I refuse to accept the possibility that Michelle Bombshell gave him the nickname ‘Vanilla Gorilla’ because he has a big dick. More likely is that he still has this Halloween costume that he wore back in 2004, seven months before he and Sandra Bullock got married. So presumably this is where the nickname came from. And it’s why my costume this year will be called “Dongzilla”.

RACIST UPDATE - A friend pointed out that Jesse has companies named Vanilla Gorilla LLC, Way Fast Whitey LLC, and Mighty Whitey LLC. And he was banging a white supremacist Nazi. And the West Coast Choppers logo is an Iron Cross, which is a symbol for many things of course, but was also a medal given by the German army up through WWII. Rommel and Goring won it, for example. Oh but I’m sure this is all just coincidence.