If Lindsay Lohan wants to quiet the rumors that she’s back on drugs, she might wanna occasionally change clothes. And comb her hair. And brush her teeth. Shes been wearing this same basic thing for at least a week now. And she should try to keep her clothes on in back alleys. And not wear dresses that look like she just kicked her feet through a pillowcase. And for gods sake, she needs to eat something. Having sex with her at this point would be like having sex with a woodpile.
Actually Fergies sister isn’t that hot. She could use a nose job herself, but she does have a giant rack, and at least she looks like a human being. Fergie has gone so insane with the tanning and plastic surgery, her features now have all the subtlety of a damn totem pole.
An online poll from Star Magazine names Lindsay Lohan as the overwhelmingly most hated person in Hollywood, beating out Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton by almost 17 percent. The poll so far is dominated by those top three, with Star Jones being the only other name to garner anything but bored indifference.
There is simply no way Lindsay Lohan is more hateable than Kevin or Paris. You could argue that at least Lindsay does something. She is in movies and they do make money and ‘Mean Girls’ was actually pretty good. The other two morons are completely pointless. They could run into a burning house to rescue a puppy who grants wishes and I would still throw a rock at their head when they crossed the front porch.
Source = Star
Even though Vegas had him as the favorite, Chris Daughtry was voted off ‘American Idol’ Wednesday night, but good news quickly followed bad, and yesterday the group Fuel offered Daughtry the job as their new lead singer. Just about a month ago, Daughtry’s rendition of Fuel’s ‘Hemorrhage’ began his climb to become the overall Idol favorite. The band saw Chris’ performance and decided he would be a good fit once he was done with the show. Bass player Jeff Abercrombie said:
“Chris, if you are watching, we’ve talked about this before, and if you want to entertain it again we’ll take it and go.”
Chris totally should join Fuel. Then he should ride his razor scooter, ask out Darva Conger and say “Wassssuuuppp”, to make sure he’s truly on the wave of everything that was hot 6 years ago.
Source = Extra
Despite all evidence to the contrary, Ashlee Simpson is still not admitting that she had plastic surgery on her nose last week. When asked about the rumors during a phone interview with the AP yesterday, Simpson laughed it off. Yahoo says:
“(Ashlee said) ‘Everybody’s already saying it, so I just don’t talk about it. I’m like, OK, whatever. It doesn’t bother me.’ But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn’t confirm or deny it, but just giggled more. ‘Maybe
Halle Berry had to act out sex scenes by herself on the set of the movie ‘Perfect Stanger’ because her on screen partner Bruce Willis couldn’t make it to the set. Halle was forced to writhe around on a bed while the film crew played a recording of Bruce’s voice, and CGI artists added Willis to the scene later to put the pair seamlessly together on screen. A source says:
“Halle wasn’t phased performing solo. Although she, in effect, keeps her hands to herself, she is very convincing indeed in the love scenes.”
You know Bruce Willis is getting tons of tail when he can’t rearrange his schedule to get on top of Halle Berry. I could masturbate while tigers were chasing me just thinking about Halle Berry, and this guy wont even cross town to lick her chest. I even figured out wormhole time travel to try to get into her bedroom. Unfortunately I ended up in Mexico in the 1890′s, but I had on my cape and eye mask to seduce Halle, and thus the legend of Zorro was born. So that was cool.
Source = the Sun
Jake Schroeder, the ex husband of Sports Illustrated supermodel Carolyn Murphy who tried to sell the sex tape they made while on their honeymoon, says he’s sorry he ever tried to market the homemade porn. He was arrested in January for extortion after Murphy filed charges, but says his only intent was to recoup $200,000 he claims Murphy owes him from a hotel they planned to open in Costa Rica. Schroeder says:
“Do I regret it? Damn straight I do.”
But he did do it. And then a clip leaked online. And then we all got to watch Carolyn Murphy in reverse cowgirl. So, really, you could argue that leaking sex tapes with models makes you a hero. Does that make me a hero? The greatest hero of all, some would say.
Source = Page Six
Britney Spears is progressing nicely on her way to being the next celebrity to appear in Playboy five years after anyone wanted her to. Now almost four months pregnant with a second child for idiot wigger husband Kevin Federline, she says she thinks about movie work these days and would not be opposed to appearing nude for the right part.
“I’d like to do something with George Clooney. He’s pretty cute, but don’t tell my husband
