jennifer love hewitt decorates her kitty with crystals

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new dating book out, and if you think she wouldn't have any good tips for how to spice up your love life, you would be 100 percent correct. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine... read more

look how cool this dog is

Lots of people are bummed out today because of all the Haiti 7.0 earthquake stuff, but look how cool that dog is. He's swimmin around the ocean and playing tug of war with Brazilian model Nicole Bahls. That dog kicks ass and he did a lot to cheer me up. Of course I... read more

gm dropped tiger woods

Not only is Tiger Woods going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars in a divorce settlement, he's losing tens of millions more as sponsors continue to drop him. Gillette, Tag Heuer, Gatorade, Accenture and AT&T have already booted him out, and today General Motors... read more

jay leno says he'll quit NBC too, is a bad liar

(NOTE - I started to put up a picture of Jay leno, then I realized what i was doing and stopped. Instead, it's internet superstar Shay Maria and her spectacular rack.) People don't generally stop being jackasses overnight, so it's hard to believe that Jay Leno magically... read more

morning headlines

JIMMY KIMMEL - came out last night dressed as Jay Leno. Everyone could tell it wasn't Leno though because the jokes were funny. (abc) JENNIFER LOVE CHEWITT - almost dumped Jamie Kennedy because he called her "pear-ass" after seeing her in a bikini. Then she realized... read more

getting dressed is easy

I told myself I would never mention Aubrey O'Day or Kendra Wilkinson on this page again because their manager is a jackass and so fuck him, but I'm not made of stone. Aubrey was at the clearly-made-up-for-press-coverage California Entertainer of the Year banquet last... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

MARK WAHLBERG - and his wife welcomed their fourth child last night. No one gave a shit the first three times either. (wonderwall) CHANNING TATUM - burned his penis while filming a movie in a river in Scotland. To keep warm, a member of the crew would boil water, dilute... read more

conan tells NBC to f**k itself, is leaving the tonight show

Less than an hour ago, Conan O'Brien released a statement announcing that he will not sit by while NBC breaks promises made to him and his staff over the past six years and twists technicalities in his contract to move 'the Tonight Show' in order to make room for Jay... read more

avatar is making people suicidal

CNN says today that the 3D effects in 'Avatar' are so intense that some people go home depressed and even suicidal, because they would rather be living in the world from the movie, on Pandora with the 10-foot cats. On the fan forum site "Avatar Forums," a topic thread... read more

this sexy couple is having a kid, part 2

Last week it was announced that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged, and a few days after that it was rumored that she was pregnant. They haven't confirmed anything but yesterday they implied the hell out of it when they visited a baby store in London. The Sun... read more

amanda seyfried is naked

The French trailer for 'Chloe', starring Liam Nesson, Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried, is way better than the American one because it delves deeper into the psychological tug-of-war between the characters. And also because you can see Amandas naked tits and ass a few... read more

conan seems upset about something

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