i like the one in the middle

Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez is in Miami today after filming a commercial yesterday, and she's not world famous or anything but she's at least as famous as the elves in the post beneath this one. Should they even be on a beach like that? Out in the open? I would... read more

i dont feel so good

The hobbits from that 'Little People, Big World' show on TLC are in Hawaii today, perhaps to check on their hidden pots of gold. If anyone there is reading this you should follow them. Or just kidnap them and force them to give you their treasure. Don't take this the... read more

what a good day for movie trailers

If you're an excitable nerd I mean cool guy like I am, you have tons of sex with many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you have Apple and Yahoo and Trailer Addict all bookmarked because movie trailers are cool. So today was big because the long awaited trailer for ... read more

is this the bachelor sex tape?

No. At least according to E! online, who continues to be a big fan of Tyler. A 15-second dirty video that went live on (NSFW site!) Pornhub.com today may look like her, but the blond woman shown "is clearly not her," her rep, Stacie Vanchieri, tells E! News exclusively.... read more

lindsay wants $100,000,000. over this.

If anyone thought she was done acting like a spoiled, drunken retard, you can kill that because Lindsay Lohan is suing E Trade Securities for 100 million dollars over their commercial featuring a "milk-a-holic" named Lindsay. Seriously. Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia,... read more

kelly brook won the academy awards

On her way to the Academy Awards last night, Kelly Brook and her DDD breasts stopped by the Pacific Desighn Center in West Hollywood, where Elton John would host his after party in just a few hours, and either a ray of golden sunlight wrapped itself around her because it... read more

bar refaeli is historically important

These pictures of Bar Refaeli at last nights Vanity Fair party got me wondering where Jewish people rank her on lists of great Jews throughout history. Jews love organizing things, so I knew they would have plenty of lists like that, and I was right. But then things... read more

vanessa hudgens knows how to dress

Vanessa Hudgens wore one of her awesome backless dresses to the Vanity Fair party last night, and this one had a plunging neckline too. It showed twice the skin, making it twice as awesome. Her date Zac Efron (not pictured) could barely contain himself when he first saw... read more

the 82nd academy awards live blog (update)

(MONDAY MORNING UPDATE - now adding all the relevant video) 1:50pm - "live blogging" combines all the boredom of an awards show with all the tediousness of reading. Could someone please tell me why the hell I'm obligated to do this kind of thing. 3:41pm - How the hell... read more

or maybe it was christine hendricks

Christine Hendricks was one of the many big stars at Elton Johns party after the Academy Awards, and I should love her because she has red hair and huge tits and those are my favorite things ever, but for some reason I don't. It's not one thing. It's a bunch of things... read more

hilary swank was tonights big winner

Some people say Hilary Swank isn't sexy, and by "some people" I mean "straight men", but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards. And on top of that, she was even nice enough to wear a fancy necklace so you... read more

mel b looked fantastic

Melanie Brown went all out and looked really good for Eltons Johns Academy Award party, one of the three big parties held after the show. The other two are the Governors Ball and the Vanity Fair party. Of the three, I would guess Eltons has the best bathroom stall glory... read more