KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he’s a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone and yell at everyone so Jays questions won’t really matter anyway. (ap)
WHITNEY HOUSTON – tells Oprah that Bobby Brown once spit in her face. No one likes a tattle-tale Whitney. (ny daily news)
BRITNEY SPEARS – saw a male model named Bekim Trenova in a magazine and decided he should be her boyfriend, so she faked an audition for one of her videos. When he arrived there was no camera crew, just Britney. “But Bekim found the whole thing ‘weird’ and made a polite but excuse ridden escape.” That’s why my fake production office is surrounded by a wall of fire. (ny daily news)
JAYDE NICOLE – Hef may be (is) 1900 years old, but his penises decision making is mint condition. Jayde Nicole is awesome, like a discount Megan Fox, and this months Playmate (Kimberly Phillips – nsfw pic and centerfold) is even hotter. Point being, Jayde hit Miami Beach today with her family but without her dumbass boyfriend. In fact they haven’t been together in almost a week. Don’t worry Jayde, I get the message. Loud and clear. You want me to kill Brody Jenner. I’m way ahead of you. (10 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
More often than not, Katy Perry dresses like a special needs student and does everything she can to look unattractive. But every now and then, she’ll remember she’s a hot girl with huge breasts and dress accordingly. Last night at the MTV VMAs was one of those times. You would be really mad if you’re one of those religious people who think semen should only be used for procreation and masturbation wastes the gift of life, because I just destroyed more life in one shot than Darth Vader when he blew up that planet.
(20 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash and wenn)
Not only did Elinu, the High Priest in the 1956 movie ‘the Mole People’, work the same hat as Lady GaGa (left) 50 years earlier, but he looked sexier doing it. And yes, I am in a position to judge GaGa based on looks. I know I’m hot. It’s part of who I am, and it’s just easier to acknowledge it.
I don’t know what little girl decided the MTV VMA’s should be the same day as NFL opening weekend, but did anyone even watch that crap? And if so, why? Was it to see Lady GaGa and her shocking outfits? If so, I hate you.
There’s a thin line between “creative artist” and “f**king retard”. Anyone can do this dumb shit. It’s not hard. I can dress as a muffin with butter, or make a hat out of a crocodile head so my face is peeking out of its open mouth and the crocodile body hangs down my back like a cape. “Ohhh, look at me everyone, I’m a complex artist who refuses to conform with your safe little ideas about fashion.”
Actually, no. No I’m not. I just made up some dumb shit because I want attention. God these two fug morons deserve each other. When does that lady who ran Selena’s fan club get out? And when can she get a new gun?
You knew the caps-lock key was gonna catch a beating once Kanye sobered up and someone told him what he did to Taylor Swift.
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
He can’t be that sorry because he does this sort of thing all the time. Award shows should tag him like scientists do with caribou, and whenever they see his red dot moving toward the stage, they can put up the Kanye “technical difficulties” card until he’s done ruining everyone’s night. The one I made is just a suggestion. The real ones will be a lot better. Like one could have a Kanye in a straight jacket running away from men in white coats as they try to catch him with those big butterfly nets.
There may never be any way to know for sure why Kanye West stormed the stage last night and interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted Best Female Video at the MTV VMA’s. Oh wait never mind. It turns out there is a way, and that way would be to look at the pictures of him before the show as he got drunk as hell. We did it! We cracked the case!
I don’t know what phrase means the exact opposite of “Breaking News”, but if you know it, write it down on a post-it note and stick it on your computer screen in front of the headline, because the (insert phrase here) from last nights MTV VMA’s was that Kanye West is an asshole who must be the center of attention at all times or he’ll throw a hissy fit.
The first winner of the night, Taylor Swift for best female video, was rudely and quickly interrupted by Kanye West, who cut off her acceptance speech. He stole the microphone to announce that fellow nominee Beyoncé had “one of the greatest videos of all time,” in “Single Ladies.”
“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” Swift recalled after the show. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”
It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Because if Kanye was surprised that Beyonce didn’t win the award, imagine how shocked he would be to have that same award broken off in his ass.
The ABC News affiliate in San Diego says sources have given them an account of what happened the night before the physical confrontation between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman. And to be honest it’s kind of hot, at least until the part where she gets choked and thrown to the ground.
…witnesses at Merriman’s home said (he) went to his bedroom with two women.
Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them. However, the sources said Tequila reacted angrily and threatened to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage.
According to sources, Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house.
Sources told Vara that Merriman, 25, tried to stop the 27-year-old Tequila, and that is when she called 911.
Tequila accused Merriman of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave the house. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felonies.
Stuff like this is why I rarely have sex with three girls at once anymore. The problem is crazy girls can sometimes make up stories, but only crazy girls will do you with two of her friends. You can do it if you want, but you’re playing with dynamite my friend.