Charlize Theron stopped by the Coffee Bean in Los Angeles the other day for a little pick-me-up, but then the strangest thing happened. I could have sworn that these photos showed her walking out of the store one minute,... READ MORE

You know whose name you don’t tattoo prominently on your body? The person you just fell in love with or just married or just met their cute puppy and decided you want to make babies with them and open... READ MORE

Not everybody dies with the heroic dignity of the Navy Seals in Lone Survivor. Some have to hang on by hook or by crook, draining every last feeling of goodwill and fond memories they created throughout their lifetime. On... READ MORE

Online feminist screech site Jezebel has offered a $10,000 “bounty” on unaltered pictures of Lena Dunham’s Vogue shoot. We told you all about the porcine star of Girls appearing on the cover of the revered fashion magazine. The pictures... READ MORE

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When people hate you in America, you go to England. Madonna went. So did Gwyneth Paltrow. I think Nixon went there, though I could be thinking of China. Shia LaBeouf went to London, got drunk, and picked a fight... READ MORE

Everybody loves to watch The Oscars even though nobody watches the films they nominate every year. Out of the nine films nominated for Best Picture, only Gravity made it into the Top 25 films in ticket sales for 2013.... READ MORE

It used to be Vasco da Gama, because I love pepper and it’s bullshit that before da Gama, you couldn’t get cracked black pepper on your salad at fancy restaurants. But now I’m going with Sara Sampaio because her... READ MORE

Your mom’s a nutso model and actress. Your dad is a rage machine who just made a baby with his new young wife. You’ve got to want to be the world’s biggest slutbag, right? Nobody’s going to blame Ireland... READ MORE