a little sun wouldn’t kill Christina Hendricks

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Christina Hendricks left her hotel in New York early this morning for an appearance on ‘LIVE! With Kelly’, and she’s so incredibly pale, with such intense red hair, that to see her in natural light is almost jarring. She’s... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara is ready to go. Or just forgot to button her pants.

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sofia Vergara walked around New York last night with her pants unbuttoned, and she hasn’t come right out and said anything but the obvious explanation is that she was masturbating and wants to have sex with me. Message received,... READ MORE

John Travolta did Jeff Conaway while he slept, another masseuse while awake

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When we last left John Travolta, he was on a bit of a cold streak, getting shot down for gay sex by two male masseuses, but as we pick up the tale today, John has adjusted his strategy by... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus understands summer fashion

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus tried to escape out the back of her Miami hotel today, which totally didn’t work and she ended up taking pictures and signing autographs for fans anyway. “Tomorrow I’m gonna see if I can pull my shorts... READ MORE

Taylor Swift just gave away $4 million

May 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift gets made fun of a lot, and it’s all 100 percent justified, but by almost all accounts she’s a perfectly nice person (assuming you didn’t used to date her). So it’s really not that shocking that she... READ MORE

Henifaa Yopez is leaving ‘American Idol’

May 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As was mentioned earlier, Jennifer Lopez has gone from the verge of obscurity to number 1 on the Forbes 100 in just 2 years, and she owes it all to ‘American Idol’ for making her relevant again. So naturally,... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

May 17, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it... READ MORE

Justin Bieber says he’s “a swaggy adult.”

May 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber reveals himself as a wigger douche more and more with each passing day, and all we have to do now is sit back and marvel at it. For example in his new profile in GQ (via Huff... READ MORE

Hennifaa Yopez tops the Forbes Celebrity 100

May 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Forbes announced the 2012 Celebrity 100 today, their annual ranking of the top 100 famous people. As in actors, producers, musicians, athletes, and whatever the hell Oprah Winfrey is, in a ranking that considers not just income but also... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen fell off his camel

May 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator’, and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher,... READ MORE