Katy Perry was the best thing about the Grammys

February 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Award shows are all dumb because taste is subjective but the Grammy Awards are extra dumb because they’ve given Taylor Swift 7 of the fucking things. So all we can really hope for is that Katy Perry wears something... READ MORE

Julianne Hough is considerate

February 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Julianne Hough wore this bright orange dress at The Grove in LA yesterday to do an interview with ‘Extra’, and it’s nice when terrible and annoying actresses wear really distinctive outfits like this. That why you don’t accidentally yell... READ MORE

Whitney to be ‘celebrated’ at Clive Davis’ Grammy party

February 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Considering that Whitney Houston was found dead just house before Clive Davis’ annual Grammy party, in the same hotel where the party was being held, many thought he might cancel things this year. But this is Hollywood so fuck... READ MORE

Alfred Hitchcock wanted Psycho to be a comedy

February 9, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Few things are more subjective than comedy; to some, ‘Arrested Development’ is hilarious, while others like it when a transvestite stabs a girl to death in a shower. According to the Daily News, Alfred Hitchcock was the latter. It... READ MORE

Katherine Jenkins is back, still awesome

February 9, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Jenkins has been on here before, but if you don’t know she’s a British opera singer. Who looks like this in a bikini. This is her yesterday at a hotel pool in Miami. Just imagine how pretty she... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards.... READ MORE

Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie

February 8, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell... READ MORE

Mindy McCready was put in a psyche ward today

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A judge has ordered Mindy McCready locked up for “mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluation”, and, wait, holy fuck, Mindy McCready HASN’T been locked up all this time for mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluations? Ohh, gee, gosh, I wonder what the results... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian looks different somehow

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian took a well deserved break from shopping in front of the paparazzi to go shopping in front of the paparazzi yesterday. She lives her life with such a noble simplicity and sedate grandeur, I bet Keats wishes... READ MORE

And here we are…

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So. Hey. It’s me. Brendon. How are you today? READ MORE