Amanda Seyfried makes working out fun

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You might think that pictures of Amanda Seyfried leaving the gym with no bra and her hair in braids wouldn’t be sexy, but you’d be wrong. Really wrong. In fact you’d be a complete fucking idiot. Seriously, I hate... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj is the second new American Idol judge

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Though it was just reported 12 days ago that ‘American Idol’ producers wanted Sean Combs to replace Steven Tyler and join Mariah Carey as a judge next season, two sources now tell Us.com that Nicki Minaj is all but... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is box office gold

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Wait a second Hollywood; are you telling me that if I buy a ticket to ‘We’re the Millers’, starring Jennifer Aniston, I’ll get to hear her read jokes with the robotic delivery of a GPS unit AND see the... READ MORE

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married! Maybe!

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico on Saturday, visiting Justin Timberlake who is there filming the idiotically titled ‘Runner, Runner’ with Ben Affleck, but Janet Charlton says they flew to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that same day and secretly got... READ MORE

Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer

August 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

ABC News and People are reporting that director Tony Scott (‘Crimson Tide’, ‘True Romance’, ‘The Last Boy Scout’, ‘Days of Thunder’ and ‘Top Gun’ among others) had inoperable brain cancer when he committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa is a reader

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa put on another slutty bikini and went to Miami beach yesterday with her boyfriend and his unsettling shorts, and then after she was all wet she took out a copy of ’50 Shades of Grey’. This would... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes patriotically ran out of gas

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes had to call AAA after running out of gas in West Hollywood yesterday, but she hit an ATM first and tipped the guy $20. “I’ll be the one dressed like a jingoistic prostitute,” she hopefully told the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is bein all sexy again

August 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan went to a thrift store in Venice yesterday (though she stood outside and cased it for 20 minutes first), wearing this sexy backless shirt that showed off her saggy tits, freckles, and back fat. All the timeless... READ MORE

Mary Kate Olsen is moving in with Olivier Sarkozy

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Olivier Sarkozy, who is 42 and the brother of ex-French president Nicolas Sarkozy, just paid $6.25 million for a townhouse on East 10th Street in New York so he and his girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen, who is 26, can move... READ MORE

Hope Solo was slapped during ‘Dancing with the Stars’

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hope Solo just won a gold medal in London as goalie for the US powder-puff I mean womens soccer team, but that’s not gonna get attention for her new book. Saying that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner when she was... READ MORE